Because I Say So!: A Dog's Life Archives

Tuesday, 5 March 2002

A Dog's Life

Reason #2761 why it's better to be a dog:

2761. Their noses don't turn red in the cold.

A red nose is only cute on a particular reindeer. And contrary to popular opinion, red noses are not charming on drunks or clowns.

fresh-baked at 08:05 AM

"Patience is a virtue I have no time for." — Me

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Taxi: Actual dog
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