I "hate" to say it, but my faith in mankind has never been too strong. It takes a lot to render me speechless, however ... but this managed to do so quite effortlessly.

I am so beyond words. This is just disgusting. *sigh* It takes a lot for me to have less faith in humankind - this did it.

These same idiots who manufacture and/or buy this garbage are the same people who wonder why others despise Americans for their commercial and materialistic ways. These fools give us a bad name with no taste!

Kelly, I don't think it's a joke. And even an irreverent paper like The Onion wouldn't be so cruel. I'm not into being "politically correct" by any means, and ordinarily I can't be easily offended ... but there are just some things you don't touch or even approach.

And Tess, I like the way you think.

Why don't crazed lunatics ever fly airplanes into places where diseased people that manufacturer this kind of shit work?

God, PLEASE tell me this is a joke. There is no !@)#*#@!#$*$ way?!?!