Tell me what you think is going on in this picture. If it makes any difference to your interpretation, the mailbox that is waiting to be loaded onto the truck has a bent leg.
Here's what I think, kidz: We'll be seeing mailbox-burgers sometime very soon. The bent-leg mailbox will not be used for food, but will be fashioned into a stylish jacket.
Isn't this a violation of the U.S. Postal Code, or whatever code/rule/regulation is in place to prevent the abuse of government property?
Alert the media. Please. Someone!
fresh-baked at 11:30 AMAnd I, ever the anthropomorphisist, am such a retard that I actually just thought, "Awwwwww!!!" and got a little sad thinking about the poor little blue mailbox, his flap streaked with blue dripping-paint tears. Someone, please, save me from myself!
Offered by: Jodi on June 11, 2002 2:53 PMI have no idea, but here are a few possibilities:
The guy is trying to catch that mailbox, after it leaped off the back of the truck, screaming "I DON'T WANNA GO TO QUEENS!" The only reason he was able to catch up is the fact that the mailbox broke its leg when it jumped.
That truck, cleverly disguised as a USPS vehicle, is actually a NYPD truck, doing its daily run of informant-pick-ups.
That man on the left is trying to pry the little-kid mailbox away from its mom (the big green one) before the truck takes it away to mailbox summer camp.
Offered by: aaron on June 11, 2002 2:41 PM
