It's time for your coffee break. Stop doing whatever you're doing. If you're in a conference with a roomful of schmucks, just leave. If you're on a conference call, hang up. If someone's standing by your desk, picking through your candy jar with hands that she didn't wash after using the ladies room, tell her to fuck off. (Actually, you should've told her to fuck off earlier, when she took the lid off the candy jar before even saying "Good morning.")
Whatever you're working on can wait. But this can't.
Enjoy!
fresh-baked at 10:43 AMJodi- I wouldn't believe it anyway. You will never get me to say that women are as bad/crude/dumb/think with their sex organs/don't flush/etc anywhere near as much as men. I value my life too much. hehe
Offered by: mad hatter on June 13, 2002 1:09 PMSteve -- I'm not even going to tell you what else I've seen in the so-called "ladies" room.
Offered by: Jodi on June 13, 2002 8:02 AMAt least one male had better step in here. You think females are bad? I would almost rather wait til I get home to use the facilities than go at work. I know of at least three guys that wash their hands with soap after a visit and I am one of them. I know another 762 that don't. Guys also have this habit of peeing all over the floor. Disgusting (I know so why am I disgusting it - just dumb I guess). Guys also have this habit of neglecting to flush the damn thing when they're done. I definitely won't go into the crappy details here.
You women don't know how good you have it. Before you flame me on this, just ask yourself - would you rather be a guy? Didn't think so.
Offered by: mad hatter on June 13, 2002 7:31 AMThere are way too many bitches who don't wash their hands after using the facilities. I love the ones who just give their hands a cursory little rinse, sans soap -- like that's doing anything. Sickening.
Offered by: Jodi on June 12, 2002 6:04 PMFreeCell! The mind-numbing, time-sapping incarnation of Satan himself! There was a time I felt I'd sold my SOUL to it/him!
Offered by: Jodi on June 12, 2002 6:01 PMNope, uh uh. I'm not going to do it. I've lost enough of my life with FreeCell and Snood (www.snood.com). I'm not letting it happen again/
Offered by: Kim on June 12, 2002 4:13 PMVery addictive.
Offered by: Kelly on June 12, 2002 2:50 PMI'm laughing because I WAS actually taking a break from the action and thought I'd stop through and viola! Not only do I get to visit I get to play a game as well??
You know the bitch that doesn't wash her hands too?
Offered by: Charlene on June 12, 2002 12:18 PMeeevvviiiilll... you are evil. I am supposed to be working on a department budget that is due tomorrow and all I can do is play hangman.
EEEVVVIIIILLL!!!!
Offered by: Amanda on June 12, 2002 10:58 AM
