To the person who found this place via "leather pee dripping pants":
Did you find everything you were looking for? Just let me know if I can be of assistance. I'll be busy taking inventory back here by the gym socks landfill.
Oh, and just to let you know ... I'm running low on toilet cake, so if you want some you'd better let me know soon.
Feel free to browse. Thanks for stopping by.
Tell your friends!
fresh-baked at 11:53 AMKelly: You should be more than just a tad jealous. Oh, and the only reason I write what I do on my site is to see how many twisted search strings will lead to it. Yep!
JB: Sorry, but you can only be one or the other ... so you'll have to choose just one. If you're having difficulty choosing, just ask Sophie. She'll be glad to help.
Laura: The beauty of the search strings that lead to my site lies in their strange cohesion. Rarely do my drop-ins find me via a search string that consists of a proper, complete sentence!
Offered by: Jodi on June 15, 2002 2:41 PMso i'm an addiction now? be careful baby, 'cause once you get hooked, it's so hard to quit!
the greatest search request i ever received (on my old site) was:
"what songs can i sing to my marijuana plants to make them grow better?"
Offered by: laura on June 15, 2002 2:33 PMHey Lady . . .
Got a question. Can I be Irish and kosher too?
I always thought I was! LOL
You could do stand up comedy, Woman!
ATB, jb
Offered by: jb on June 15, 2002 1:30 PMBa ha ha ha ha!!
I haven't had a twisted search string report in ages. I'm not sure whether to be grateful or a tad jealous of you, Jodi.
Offered by: Kelly on June 15, 2002 12:38 PM
