You're all invited to my place tonight at 8:00.
We're watching Silence of the Lambs on cable, which means there are no commercials, which means that if you have to "go", you should do so now. I don't want you rushing in here and lining up to use our facilities. Yes, we have two bathrooms, but I just don't like the idea of so many asses touching our toilet seats. And I know, I know, some of you would probably just hover or squat, but still. So make sure you take care of that before you get here.
You should also know that you should eat whatever snacks you want to eat before the movie starts. I will not tolerate the rustling of cellophane, the shuffle of popcorn, the masticating of jujubes or Milk Duds, or any making out in the balcony. You can bring a drink, but make sure I don't hear you gulping or swallowing.
Make sure you don't talk while the movie is on. The only person who is allowed to ask stupid questions, comment on Jodie Foster's looks, and repeat ad nauseam how sexy she thinks Anthony Hopkins is, is I (yes, that's proper grammar).
You might also want to know that we live in a fifth-floor walkup, so if you're not prepared to walk up 69 steps, then don't even bother coming. I don't want to have to listen to you gasping for breath for the first half hour of the movie.
See you soon.
fresh-baked at 07:48 PMyou're being much too generous! WHAT? breathing IS allowed? since when?
Offered by: mamanita on June 17, 2002 8:32 PMHey if itll turn you on, anything babe anything at all...
Offered by: BooBoo on June 17, 2002 2:16 AMAll right, BooBoo, you can wear panties if you like, grab a pillow, and beat yourself senseless. What do you say?
Offered by: Jodi on June 16, 2002 7:30 PMhmmm all girls and i am the only guy...you sure about the bra and panties? I'll only be in my underwear if it helps
Offered by: BooBoo on June 16, 2002 7:23 PMGod. There's nothing worse than a popcorn lingerer...
Offered by: Tess on June 16, 2002 2:14 AMThe scrappier the clothes, the better, Kelly. None of these cutesy Victoria's Secret "sets" with tank tops that say "Angel" or "Princess" or "Fucking Slut".
And we definitely need our own bowls of popcorn. No problem. As long as they color-coordinate with our scrappy clothes.
Offered by: Jodi on June 16, 2002 1:29 AMI'll bring a touch of glamour to the event -- hanging out in yoga pants and an old sweatshirt that both have bleach stains on them.
I like the popcorn thing. But we made need our own bowls. My husband tells me that I "linger" in the popcorn.....
Offered by: Kelly on June 16, 2002 1:19 AMYes, Tess, I most certainly will! And if you happen to nod off, I'll just pretend I don't notice you drooling, OK?
Offered by: Jodi on June 16, 2002 1:17 AMYou will love me in my plaid jammies...
Offered by: Tess on June 16, 2002 1:13 AMOh, and ladies ... I failed to mention that we are not allowed to be dressed in "real" clothes when we watch the movie. We all have to be in some sort of pajamas or "hang out" clothes. OK?
(And boys, in case you're interested in crashing our femme-fest, you may want to know in advance that we do NOT sit around in our bras and panties and have pillow fights after the movie's over.)
Offered by: Jodi on June 16, 2002 1:06 AMKelly! Tess!
Oh, I'm "all about" an enormous bowl of popcorn, a huge glass or three of lemonade, and giggling and talking. It just depends on the movie, though. If there's the slightest chance that I won't "get it" (meaning the movie, not "it" as in gettin' some, you know, action), I have to concentrate completely on the movie. Otherwise, I'm the retard who's constantly pausing it to ask annoyhing stuff like, "Is that guy the same one who was with that other girl in the beginning of the movie?"
And no, Tess, I don't have a DVD player. I have a VCR. And we get about 14,000 channels here. Why? Do you want to give me one or somethin'?
Offered by: Jodi on June 16, 2002 1:04 AMErrrrr, I was thinking more along the lines of popcorn. Jodi's gonna peak when you start crunching on raw egg noodles. She might even open up a can 'o whoop-ass on you, Tess.
Offered by: Kelly on June 16, 2002 1:04 AMBreak out the egg noodles and Pepsi and let's PARTY!!!
Offered by: Tess on June 16, 2002 12:59 AMToo many rules. Tess and I are going to come to the next movie night and crash. I predict much talking and giggling throughout the movie. Oh, and food is an integral part of the movie watching process. Popcorn will be great. And, did I mention that I have an annoying habit of humming (in appreciation) while I eat? You'll love hangin' with me watching movies.
Offered by: Kelly on June 16, 2002 12:52 AMTell me, for God's sake, that you DO own a DVD player... yes?
Offered by: Tess on June 16, 2002 12:30 AMKim: We're not too far from the 6. But you would've arrived in the middle of the movie, and, well, I'm sorry, but that's just not acceptable!
Jennifer: Eye-covering is OK, as long as you're not covering mine.
Tess: Get the HELL off my fire escape!
Offered by: Jodi on June 15, 2002 10:16 PMGeez. So many requirements. I think I'll just bring my binoculars and sit in a distant room and watch it...
Offered by: Tess on June 15, 2002 9:42 PMIs eye-covering permitted or would we be severely chastised for that? :)
Offered by: Jennifer on June 15, 2002 8:14 PMWe'll be there in about an hour! How close are you to the 6?
Offered by: Kim on June 15, 2002 8:14 PM
