I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 18 June 2002
... for a bruisin'

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 21 days since my last confession.

Tonight I watched David Letterman, and ...

tomcruisewasonbutididnothatehim.

(Hail Mary ... or something.)

fresh-baked at 12:28 AM
Comments

Not knowing any of them personally, Hatter, I can't say for sure. Judging solely on their public personas:

1. Matt Damon
2. Ben Affleck
3. Tobey Maguire (sp?)
4. George Clooney
5. Tim Robbins

Offered by: Kim on June 19, 2002 9:43 AM

Matt Damon, Robert Deniro (honest), Ian McKellen, Judy Densch, Kevin Kline.

All are supposed to be ver down-to-earth people with little or no airs about them.

Offered by: Scott on June 19, 2002 9:39 AM

Quick, name five actors that aren't one of those equiavlent terms you mentioned?

Offered by: mad hatter on June 19, 2002 8:05 AM

Tess, it was all a bunch of "9/11" rhetoric. The words were obnoxious enough, but Cruise's delivery was what made the speech a bulimic's delight. Cintra Wilson did an amazing job excoriating him, along with the entire Academy Awards presentation. Check out my post, which includes a link to her article.

Offered by: Jodi on June 18, 2002 11:29 AM

What was his opening speech about? I have a vague memory, but can't remember for sure what he said.

Offered by: Tess on June 18, 2002 11:03 AM

Kim, believe me, I'm just as alarmed as you are! If you've read my past stuff, you know that he's the object of well-placed vitriol! In fact, I recently mentioned that I'm still waiting for him to die in a fiery auto-race crash. So forgive me for this brief transgression. I assure you that I haven't forgotten his opening speech at this year's Academy Awards. Arrogant, self-serving bastard.

(And by the way, I swear he was wearing lifts in his shoes. There is just no way he's only a few inches shorter than David Letterman.)

Offered by: Jodi on June 18, 2002 9:17 AM

Didn't hate Tom Cruise??? Oh, Jodi! How could you! Tom Cruise is the most arrogant, self-important, stuck up, full of himself (yes, I know those all mean the same thing, I want to be sure I'm getting my point across) jerk who ever gained celebrity. He's not even a quarter as good looking as he thinks he is. Yes, I truly hate Tom Cruise. I really do.

Offered by: Kim on June 18, 2002 9:05 AM

Hi! Just wanted to say hi.

Offered by: mad hatter on June 18, 2002 8:03 AM

Before I can absolve you, I need to know..did you pleasure yourself to the gay dude? Tell me now or your a dirty girl..

Offered by: BooBoo on June 18, 2002 2:28 AM