No wonder nothing's worked for me before!
Pass the lard, pummel my face, and set my hair on fire! Please! I'll pay you $14,000!
And if that doesn't work ... I'm just going to have to resort to this!
fresh-baked at 10:23 PM::grumble::
Offered by: Scott on June 20, 2002 11:33 AMScott falls asleep while I'm talking sometimes. Does that count?
Offered by: Kim on June 19, 2002 9:36 AMDon't waste your money, kiddo. It doesn't work. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me.
Offered by: aaron on June 19, 2002 9:30 AMKinky! I like it. I've hypnotized people to bed, sort of. My best friend and former roommate used to have bouts of insomnia. She would wake me up and ask me to come and talk to her. So I'd go and sit on her bed and tell her stories.
She always swore that my voice lulled her to sleep. But as I'm typing this, it's just dawning on me that I was probably boring her to sleep. Damn ... nevermind.
Offered by: Kelly on June 19, 2002 12:28 AMYessss ... yesssssss ... it does ... Now just count backwards from 10 ....
Offered by: Jodi on June 18, 2002 11:00 PMI often feel the need to lie down after reading you. Does that count?
Offered by: Tess on June 18, 2002 10:46 PM
