I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 25 June 2002
When you dream, dream big

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I appreciate the offer, but don't you think it'd be nice if we at least asked Keanu first?

fresh-baked at 04:12 PM
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Shhh.....I'm trying to hear Keanu......

Offered by: Joan on June 27, 2002 4:50 AM

Oh yeh Scott - do I detect a hint of jealousy?
I mean he must be real stupid that Keanu guy ... because there is No Way ... the guy could have it all is there?

Offered by: zel on June 27, 2002 12:07 AM

I think I'm getting a few hints on the dream theme Jodi
*even bigger grin*

Offered by: zel on June 27, 2002 12:05 AM

OK I thought about it ....
now I need to go and lie down for a while and think about it for a while longer
*big grin*

Offered by: zel on June 27, 2002 12:04 AM

How would having Keanu's penis boost your confidence? ... ummm .. let me think about that for a minute.

Offered by: zel on June 27, 2002 12:03 AM

I dunno, Aaron. That's a good question. I would just hope that my confidence wouldn't approach cockiness.

Offered by: Jodi on June 26, 2002 9:55 AM

And just curious...how would having Keanu's penis boost your confidence? I suppose you could use it as a sort-of good luck charm...wear it around your neck, keep it in your purse, etc.

Offered by: aaron on June 26, 2002 9:46 AM

Keanu? You like them tall, dark and brainless? Well, I suppose you're not actually interested in his intelligence at that particular point, are you?

"Whoa . . ."

Offered by: Scott on June 26, 2002 9:14 AM

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery, and be sure to keep it well fed.

Offered by: aaron on June 26, 2002 8:42 AM

I hate to be the one who has to break it to you, Jodi, but the offer is merely spam. A cruel hoax being played upon many who thought something like "Wow! Really?", but spam nevertheless.

Sorry.

Offered by: Don on June 26, 2002 12:04 AM