Gum-chewing is not a sport. It is especially not a spectator sport. I do not need to see the gloppy pink goo rolling around in your mouth. If you insist on chewing gum (and I really wish you wouldn't do it in the first place), then please don't turn it into a Big Event, complete with sound effects. Masticate in the privacy of your own home.
Thank you.
fresh-baked at 12:18 PMand maybe creatures masticating across the table , could be something u can chew upon another day . Especially ones that like to hold chicken bones between their palate and tounge and suck away giving in to their orgasmic sense of taste.
great site jodi.
Offered by: Ram on June 29, 2002 2:48 PMOkay - can ya list the reasons why you got a tongue ring? (other than the obvious) - I mean it's cool and all - but why put yourself (and your teeth, for that matter) thru all that trouble??
Offered by: Zaldor on June 27, 2002 8:13 PMha! that's why I got a tongue ring. now I have something to play with instead of chewing gum. but I'm not one of those people that plays with it constantly and feels the entire world needs to know I have one. those are the kind of people I wanna smack the hell out of.
Offered by: alie on June 27, 2002 8:06 PMWhat's all this??? I snap my gum all day long and nobody ever said nothing to me about it. Least I don't chew on my pencil no more!
Offered by: skip on June 27, 2002 5:43 PMOoh, then I'd really drive you crazy with my gum-smacking, ala "Rizzo" in Grease! ;)
Offered by: Kelly on June 27, 2002 3:56 PMKim and I were watching the NHL draft this past weekend, and at one point the camera was focused on one team's draft table: out of a dozen or so people there, only two weren't chomping away on gum.
Don't even ask how the others looked.
Offered by: Scott on June 27, 2002 2:14 PMI enjoy a piece of gum every now and again, but very rarely. When I do chew gum, it is most certainly not with the mastication technique of a cow chewing its cud. It makes me ill to watch people like that. If it isn't acceptable to chew food with your mouth open, why do people think it's okay to chew gum with your mouth not only open, but wide open and with loud smacking sounds?
Offered by: Kim on June 27, 2002 1:28 PMFeh. The best way to lose weight is still to keep your mouth shut more.
Last thing I want to see is a herd of chawin' Jenny Craig dropouts sitting in a food court, shovelling all manner of garbage into their maws (hopefully after removing the gum), thinking they don't have to do anything besides chew gum to lose weight.
Don't get me started.
Offered by: Jodi on June 27, 2002 1:27 PMBut gum chewing can help you lose weight!!
I'm not a huge gum fan either though... Gotta love when people pop and smack their gum!
almost as much fun as running fingernails down a chalkboard!
Offered by: Zaldor on June 27, 2002 1:07 PM
