I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 1 July 2002
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Did you like the avant-garde post (above) that appeared on my site the entire day, up until about three minutes ago?

Tell me. How much did you suffer without me?

I think I need a drink.

It's a good thing I just bought a two-liter bottle of Diet Coke®.

(Do you think the wine that's been sitting in my refrigerator for the past seven years is still good?)

fresh-baked at 03:45 PM
Comments

By the way Jodi, every time I look at that pic of yours up there, I get turned on. Now if yall will excuse me, I am going to take my old superman comics to the bathroom for some..ahem..privacy..louise and I have a date this morning..whooppee

Offered by: BooBoo on July 2, 2002 8:36 AM

Hmmmm, Jews eating pork, a hindu eating beef... no wonder the christian right is trying their darndest to save our souls from eternal damnation... wait we dont even believe in eternal damnation... sniff..sniff I am lost...HOOOWWWLL...dont mind me, i am just trying to get over pretty girl. Blame it on Dan, he turned me on to you.

Offered by: BooBoo on July 2, 2002 8:32 AM

Don, this is not Girls Are Pretty.

Offered by: Jodi on July 2, 2002 2:20 AM

Whine? Being porked? Where did the really relevent issues go on this site?

Offered by: Don on July 2, 2002 2:02 AM

That's for dinner, Dan, which is not quite ready yet. In the meantime, please enjoy a few bacon-wrapped shrimp as an appetizer. They're marvelous!

Offered by: Jodi on July 1, 2002 11:15 PM

Hrm?
I'm such a bad Jew...
Screw it, bring on the pork.

Offered by: Dan on July 1, 2002 10:39 PM

Dan: Du bist a Yid?

Offered by: Jodi on July 1, 2002 9:27 PM

Nope. That wine is definitely not good anymore. Better just let me take it off your hands.

Is it kosher?

Offered by: Dan on July 1, 2002 8:36 PM

Not in my house. There are three bottles of red wine on my counter and I'm pretty sure they'll be gone by Thursday.

Oh, though I do have three really good bottles of wine that I brought back from Argentina. Those have been here for a while and they are definitely special occasion wines.

Offered by: Kelly on July 1, 2002 6:10 PM

Hm...well, wine lasts a long time. :)

Offered by: Meredith on July 1, 2002 5:54 PM

Sweetie, it's just not right to have wine in your fridge for seven years. Seven hours ... okay. But seven years? heh Not around this house. ;)

Glad you're back!

Offered by: Kelly on July 1, 2002 5:16 PM

I'm still suffering from the trauma of being siteless for so long. I almost thought it was going to come to this:

Offered by: Jodi on July 1, 2002 5:15 PM

I saw POW WEB and thought you found a new level of blogging.. I'm thinking where'd she go? POW!

Offered by: Charlene on July 1, 2002 4:36 PM

Hey folks:

I think Tess may be in more serious condition than had earlier been suspected.

Offered by: Don on July 1, 2002 4:10 PM

Personally, I thought your terra.powweb.com post was one of your more insightful. I laughed, I cried... I was fulfilled in every way.

Offered by: Tess on July 1, 2002 4:02 PM

It was awful, horrible. I couldn't work, I couldn't eat. The only thing that kept me going was the occasional email from you. Oh Jodi, never leave me again.

Offered by: Kim on July 1, 2002 3:59 PM