Did anyone notice that on the "about" page they have listed their "b'day" -- isn't that the fancy European ass squirter thing (bidet)? Do they have those in the Hilton hotel rooms? Apparently the girls each have one. I don't have one. I've never used one. I figured that if I used one, I'd need a towel to dry off, or need to stand in a funny position while I drip dry.

Am I missing something? I think this is hilarious.

Oddly, I caught some blurb yesterday that said the Olson Twins were raking in a cool $500 mil/year in licensing fees. Who says bad taste is underrated?

But back to the Hiltons... tell me this isn't self-promotional. It's a fan site, right? It has to be.

This is the Olsen Twins in about twenty years...using all their money in a sad, desperate attempt to look 17 again. And I beg to differ with everyone who said that they were "hot."

Fake, yes. Hot, no.

Party hardy folks, theres light at the end of the tunnel after all.

I am amazed, they have time to surf the Internet, in between their party hardys!

Hey you think I could put like a bid for them as well on priceline? or is it just for a stupid hotel room?

sc0tt: Thanks for joining me in my vomitfest. Anyone who uses "party" as a verb should be clubbed to only the bloodiest, pulpiest of deaths. ("Club" is only appropriate as a verb when used the way I just used it. It cannot be used as a synonym for "party".)

"They party hardy"... i'm sorry, i believe i just puked.

they instantly lose cred with me for using party as a verb. a party is a gathering, not something you do... that is unless, of course, you're still in that "senior year of high school" quagmire even though you're cresting the 20 year old mark.

*BUT*.. they're hot and they're rich and they're probably dumb as all get-out... and they're begging for someone to give 'em the old donkey punch.

Oh, barf. And Barf again.

Kim is onto something here. I think I might actually enjoy this ridiculous web site if the right hacker got his or her hands on it.

Promoting themselves with that ridiculous Web site makes me realize that there really is a place for hackers in a polite society.

At least they are better than those obnoxious Red Roof Inn sisters. Oh wait, that was just a sex fantasy of mine.

It is absolutely impossible to simultaneously be a fan of these Hilton cretins and also a fan of mine. The only thing these chicks and I have in common is our clothing size. That, and our famous families.

And money too? Thats it Jodi, Happily for you, I am over you, just as quickly as it started. I know I am shallow..

They represent all that is bad with society. I've followed their exploits for several years in the local gossip columns and they're quite obnoxious. Too bad Lizzy Grubman didn't run over them last year, eh?

You all seem to miss the fact that these women are hot. But yeah, I guess I'll go along with it.
I'm over them.
*cough*

Well, I've heard of them, think little of them, and know that they'll eventually go the way of Kato Kaelin.

This shows once again that too much wealth concentrated among too few people has bad results.

It would have worked out much better if they had FedEx'd a relatively small (albeit significant) portion of their wealth to me. I could have saved all of us from this sort of thing happening if they had sent me enough.

Nobly yours,

Wow. I was completely unaware of them until just now.

And just like that, I too am over them.

Where in the sweet name of all considered holy did you find this link? And can we bomb the server? Please?