Someone, please, ring up the NYFD, and direct them to 333 West 21st Main Street. And then, when the big red truck (complete with hyper-alert Dalmation) reaches the tree where this poor guy's been lodged for weeks, and one particularly handsome fireman scales the tree without the benefit of a ladder, and rescues it, placing it in the shaking hands of its teary-faced owner, still dressed in her little pink nightgown, and he bends down to scoop both the sniffling little girl and her newly rescued best friend into his brawny arms, we can all heave a collective sigh of relief that the sirens, at least this time, led not to disaster but to happiness.
Wasn't that pretty?
fresh-baked at 11:09 AMAre you the little girl in the pink nightgown Jodi? Are we going back to that pig tail fantasy again?
Offered by: BooBoo on July 12, 2002 5:58 PMYup, that was definitely purty. But just so you know, we throw rocks to get them out of trees instead of using our ladder trucks. Especially if they have a tag attached to them that is a red heart and says "Ty"--just a personal problem between FD's and the Ty company.
Erik
fireman_e@hotmail.com
P.S. just kidding about the rocks
Offered by: Erik on July 12, 2002 2:21 PMOur names both start with "K," but I don't think Kelly and I look anything alike, Mister Mayor. And there's nothing wrong with simply being pretty to look at. The Good Lord doesn't want us looking at men with S-E-X on our minds, anyway.
Offered by: Kim on July 12, 2002 1:43 PMJust don't anybody call the Inglewood, CA PD.
I'm certain a caravan of police cruisers would drive straight through, lights flashing and sirens blaring. Upon arrival they would probably dislodge the victim using a shotgun beanbag, four of Inglewood's finest would pin it to the ground, handcuff its paws behind its back and one would slam its face into the hood of the police cruiser while punching its head.
If the sniffling little girl made any objection they would likely do the same to her as an accessory.
They do their best to keep things under control out here.
Of course nothing resembling the above would really happen out here.
Offered by: The Real Don on July 12, 2002 1:37 PMOh, Kim ... Here in Smalltown Manhattan, U.S.A., our men are about as sexless as Ken dolls, complete with that strange "smooth spot" that can be found if you remove the Ken doll's pants! Handsome, yes ... but only in a non-threatening, totally sexless way.
Offered by: Mayor McFarland on July 12, 2002 1:01 PMMore importantly, we'll get a nice view of the particularly handsome fireman scaling the tree. ;)
Offered by: Kelly on July 12, 2002 12:22 PM
