I'm prettier than you are.
Sunday, 14 July 2002
Ladies' Choice

Finally! Chicks are diggin' me! And I don't even have to resort to hypnosis anymore! The ladies are finally coming 'round and recognizing me as the swingin' funster that the boys have known me to be for years!

I offer as evidence the following:

  1. Exhibit "A". This comes courtesy of Elise, to whom I introduced you a few weeks ago after "discovering" her like the Ed MacMahon clone I am. (And here you wonder why I never post an actual photo of myself. You knew there had to be a reason, didn't you?) Elise is the long-lost daughter I never knew I had. (I thought all that bloody pain was just a bad dream, so you can imagine how shocked I was to find out the truth.)

  2. Exhibit "B". This part of a post dated 7-10-02, comes courtesy of Jess. The link (underlined in pretty teal) there brings you here. I may be no Paula Poundstone, but Jess thinks I'm pretty darn funny in my own right.

  3. Exhibit "C". Apparently I put a spell on Michelle after sending her this Nina Simone song.

  4. Exhibit "D". Jett doesn't know me well enough yet to know I'm not a team player, but I don't think this is what she's talkin' about here.


I'm pretty impressed with my harem! (And yes, I must confess that I am envisioning every one of them dressed like this. Except Elise. Even though she's adorable, I do not want my daughter running around like that!)

fresh-baked at 10:29 PM
Comments

I'm not linked either. I'm crushed. You know I love you completely and unconditionally and still I'm not there.....call me the redheaded stepchild...

Offered by: Joan on July 16, 2002 12:07 AM

Oh, you make my little black heart go pitter-patter!

Now when SWMBO reads this and comes after me with a chainsaw, will you save me?

;)

Swooningly,
Eyre

Offered by: Eyre ni Rhuth on July 15, 2002 11:56 AM

Eyre, my darling: Our love doesn't need to be publicized. Everyone who sees us hand-in-hand on the streets of Manhattan, and lounging on the grass in Union Square, already knows. Our love is true. My devotion to you unrivalled. Don't fret, pet.

Offered by: Jodi on July 15, 2002 11:13 AM

Oh Jodi! You don't give me any love! I even link to you!

Snif.

Your heartbroken, neglected bitch girlfriend,

Eyre

Offered by: Eyre ni Rhuth on July 15, 2002 10:56 AM

As if I wasn't vastly outnumbered enough on Jodi's links list...

Offered by: aaron on July 15, 2002 10:12 AM

I only wear that on casual Fridays.

Offered by: Jess on July 15, 2002 10:00 AM

For those of you unaware of the goddess-ness of Nina Simone run do not walk to purchase a Nina Simone CD. Now! Be gone to the music store.

This public service announcement has now ended.

Offered by: Michelle on July 15, 2002 9:29 AM

I'll only wear that fucking thing if I get to sport my Docs with it.

Otherwise, no dice.

Offered by: Jett on July 15, 2002 5:04 AM

How does BooBoo feel about this new turn of events?

Offered by: The Real Don on July 15, 2002 3:32 AM

And when is the group photo scheduled?

Offered by: Shawn on July 15, 2002 1:24 AM

I hope you don't mind that I quoted you. Tomorrow when I'm sure I'll use it again I'll link ya.

Offered by: Lisa on July 14, 2002 11:27 PM

Ahem.

Offered by: LA on July 14, 2002 11:00 PM