The inimitable LA deserves to be included in the list of exhibits as well, as her elegant "Ahem" suggested in the comments to the previous post.

I like to kiss the boys and make them cry, but with girls it's another story altogether. I may kiss them (but only where the paparazzi will never find us), but I don't like when they cry, either because of me or something entirely unrelated. I did gently point out to LA that she had to provide public proof of her devotion so I would have an Exhibit to which I could direct my readers.

So here it is, everyone: Exhibit "E".