As a person who wishes he could draw but can't and holds the hopeless dream that technology will somehow make up for his immense lack of talent, how do you do your drawings? In Flash, Illustrator, hand drawn then scanned? I need to know so I can fail another way.

I like the new look!

With my nose.

uh... where's your other eyebrow?

except for the necklace

very gym

*mrfmmphhhrmmpphh*

Huh? Ohhh.

Thomas, I look people in the eye when I'm talking to them AND when they talk to me. Vice-versa and Versa-vice. Two-way street. Look both ways before crossing.

No, no, no... It's normal to look at someone in the eye when you're talking TO THEM. It's very disconcerning (for them) to look them in the eye when they're talking TO YOU. Not a glance either, but right in their eye, like you're seeing what their brain is thinking before they say it.

And Jodi, it's not entirely impolite for a woman to stare at another woman's jugs when talking. But if you find what you saying is muffled because your speaking directly into her clevage, then you may want to look up once in a while.

I, too, always look people in the eye when I talk to them. It's people who don't look me in the eye who unnerve me. What are they hiding? Why can't they look me in the eye?

And fellas, if you make a comment about giving me a "pearl necklace", I'll personally see to it that you lose the ability to ever, uh, manufacture one.

Oh, and by the way, Thomas, the dental description is fantastic. Truly gag-worthy!

I always look people right in the eye when I talk to them. Unless, of course, the person has a choker or a cameo around her neck. If she does, I make a point of not looking at the jewelry, and just focus on her jugs instead.

No cameo to wear around such a lovely neck? Or a choker, maybe. Some bauble that directs men's attention from the breast area and back up to the mouth that's talking.

Also, if you ever want to un-nerve someone, look them right in the eye when they're talking to you. or pick a spot in the center of their forehead and look at it. (I found this out during a protracted discussion with a guy in my office, and I couldn't look at his mouth. His dental structure look like dirty icebergs piercing gray/pink pudding.)

Keith:

Where's the danishes & knishes at? Spare a fellow tribesman some deli!

That's OK, Rick. I'm used to harassment.

Today at the Pilates studio one of the chicks who works there was wearing a heavy black turtleneck. I asked her why she would wear something like that in this weather. She told me it was because she had to sit next to an air conditioning vent in the studio. She also said, "It doesn't bother me. I have the power to not be affected by the heat," and then, moments later, went outside to pretend to look at something on the sidewalk, just to prove her point, as if I should be impressed. I wanted to lock the door and test the staying power of this wonder woman's superpower. Please.

Jodi, I love your site. I LOVE the comment you left onmy site. Thank you ! You made me feel so much better!

It's about time. You were making me hot just looking at you....hmmmm, that somehow didn't come out right. :)