*shakes his head slowly*

Jodi,

Tanks! I couldn't have gun it without you! I feel like a big shot. I hoped I hadn't rifled through your archives for nothing, otherwise I would have been pistol.

Jess,

The pun mafia is nothing to joke about. They'll gag you, and double you over until your sides split. You'll end up with a broken funny bone and your ass off. Don't resist the urge to roll on the floor, it's the best medicine.

WOW. I respectfully back off. This is way out of the pun police's league. The pun mafia, perhaps?

Thomas, I daresay you've outpun yourself.

No, not the Pun Police! That's cruel and unusual PUNishment. She may end up in a Federal PUNitentary!

We could prove that her condition is medical, but then the docks would be forced to give testimony before a jury of her piers, and shorely that can be avoided!

Hay! She could run away and end up being on the lamb, but that's a baaaaad idea. I won't milk it for any more gags. Mooooving on;

I suspect she'll come out on top though, riding this to the very end. She'll dominate the courtroom with her style leather or not they like it. They'll be fit to be tied and this will be another feather in her cap.

Jodi, after repeated offenses, I'm sending the pun police after you. You'll thank me someday.

I've been drawn to breasts. Also, when zippered shirts were the rage with the kids, I saw many "fly's" drawn between breasts.

Breasts coated with honey, and said honey is not promply consumed off them, do draw flies.

And if Don is looking to attract-draw breasts to him, I'd suggest he go to posh clubs and talk about his expensive cars and how much money he has in his trust fund. Breasts should be jiggling by mere moments afterwards, although they probably will be filled with more substance than the heads they're attached to.

Some breasts, like those attached to people who have no acquaintance with soap, could possibly draw flies. And there are, no doubt, a few flies who can draw breasts, given a half-decent set of implements.

Please insert "was" between "admittedly" and "thinking" in my initial sentence.

Sorry, I must have been carried away by the emotion of the moment.

My curiousity was piqued when I saw the title "How to Draw Breasts", as I admittedly thinking more in terms of drawing as in "drawing (attracting) flies". Despite some disappointment, I suppose that I have benefitted from the exposure to certain laws and principles of biology, female anatomy and physics.

Incidentally, please note that, effective with this comment I have chosen to eliminate the prefix "The Real" from my name. Jodiverse was the only place I was using it, and I don't recall encountering comments by my nominal doppelganger since that first time, so I hope it has become unnecessary. Should additional "Don"s appear, I may resume. I hope that this will eliminate confusion. BooBoo and others who know me well fully appreciate that I do not like to draw unnecessary attention to myself.

Humbly yours,

Don