I'm prettier than you are.
Saturday, 20 July 2002
Spam, Ma'am?

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I guess these spammers don't read my site. Otherwise, they would know that I've enjoyed fantastic success with the ladies, as documented in two recent posts.

I guess they don't keep track of the people they send this stuff to either. If they did, they'd remember this.

I have just one thing more to say to you, Captain Spamaroo: If I did have twin supermodels in bed with me RIGHT NOW, do you really think I'd have a computer propped on my lap instead of them? No.

Do your research!

Thank you.

fresh-baked at 05:07 PM
Comments

Hey! I just crawled out of my bed from between 2 supermodels! (ok, ok.. my wife and dog)

The only interesting email I got this morning was for female viagra. Oh wait, and I "won a free password for Internet porn."

Offered by: LA on July 21, 2002 9:11 AM

I just love the ones that tell me how to increase my penis size. Now, if only I could find a bloke to test that out for me...

Offered by: maddy on July 21, 2002 4:21 AM

It's always so much worse this time of year. I think the melted brains of the people who write this shit that's sent out goes into hyperwarpspeed between May and September. UGH

Offered by: Joan on July 21, 2002 1:06 AM