I am wailing as I read this. I first saw this chick post her plea about a month ago on Craigslist, and sniggered to myself as I thought, "No one will be as daft as to go for this". I can't believe this Prada-princess is already getting $600 in play from all these twits with too much money to blow, when I have just as much debt as she does from paying my uni tuition by my own damn self.

quote: "Someone even sent me a mixed tape, how nice"

I want to mix her some sharp-nail soup. She *needs* to step away from behind that laptop and let me give her what for. Arrrggh!!!

Thank you for letting me vent there, Jodi. You cater to my needs. Sniff.

THIS iS BRILLIANT!

Finally, my days as a male escort are over !!

gee, if I could get 11,000 people to give me $1, I could pay my car off....hmmmm

geez.
Is that all it takes to get 600 bucks.
And to think, I was going to charge 29.95 to have people watch my fishes all day.

On the way in to work this morning, a local (Denver) radio station was talking about her and her web site. Oy!

If her site was in blog format, I think I'd be OK with it all.

Jodi, I concur with the Renee Z. portrayal. That girl just irks me to no end.

What really bothers me is that this woman is getting anywhere with this. I think she really needs to have a Brazilian bikini wax while someone else wears her ultrachic sunglasses as they sip her lattes.

Whatever happened to debtor's prison? She'd be scrubbing toilets with her super nifty and VERY expensive designer toothbrush. Better still, let's take her well manicured hands and her special food needs, ship her off to Sally Struthers and the gang at the orphan network and see how she makes out there.

I'm feeling really mean today.....I can come up with all sorts of things....I envisioned death for two people in under 24 hours....I'm on a roll!

Aparently the hoochie has never heared of a budget. Who the hell needs a $400.00 pair of sunglasses. Hasn't she ever heard of knockoffs? JEEZ!!

Not only that, but she is asking for other people to pay off things that she has. You know what I say? Suffer. She made the choices, she should deal with them.

Yes, I burped.

I'd just like to say that i'd like to say that I hate that worthless godpuddle from the core of my soul.

K thx.

400 dollars on sunglasses? Maybe I don't understand because I wear glasses and I can't have a vast sunglasses collection.

Max! What's going on! Just ten minutes ago you proposed to me in a comment to "The Walls Have Ears" ... and now I find out that you also have eyes for Ms. Squintée?

You leave Renée alone Jodi!

She's one of us now (British)... didn't you see Bridget Jones' Diary?

If I could just get her to stop fucking squinting for five fucking seconds, I'd look her straight in the eyes, and propose.

I'm not saying what I'd propose, but it would involve less than $1500 worth of coffee.

And what kills me about the "bubbly" bitch is this, from the Post article: "... Hollywood has already come knocking - a major movie studio has contacted her about the rights to her story. And yes, she has a literary agent lined up too."

Gee, I wonder if Renée Zellweger is available! Teehee!

At about $4 per latte, that's 1.44 lattes per day for 52 5-day work weeks. It doesn't sound like many, when you put it like that, I guess. But stop being such a trendy bitch and buy a fucking $1.25 cup of coffee at Timothy's. It even comes in hazelnut.

What absolutely kills me is that she actually has morons giving her money. I guarantee some desperate mother putting up a site like this to pay for hospital bills for a dying child would never get 600 bucks.

She has balls the size of Texas....

I am in debt too ( who isn't??) due to the fact that life hates me. Can I get a buck?? Anyone? Anyone?

*snicker*

Quite pathetic, indeed.

That bimbette spent $1500 on lattes? For God's sake, she ought to be forced to do community service in a soup kitchen until every last one of those fake fingernails gets ground into dust. Pardon me while I *retch*