Fucking walls have no balls. Couldn't even say this to my face.
(Don't they know that only pussies hide behind Post-Its®?)
And what bad fucking penmanship.
fresh-baked at 12:45 PMAaron Aaron Aaron ...
I am ashamed of you.
I mean ... bumper sticker?
Offered by: Jodi on July 24, 2002 9:24 PMTeach me to read the site when I'm at work and it's nuts-o.
Offered by: Scott on July 24, 2002 11:38 AMYou know...
Sometimes the collective opinion of others makes you question your own. Sort of the "10 Bazillion Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" theory. Anyway, I got the joke the first time around...and was about to make a comment...and then I read the other comments...and I thought to myself...
"Geez...just because I lie about everything doesn't mean that everybody does..."
So I started questioning whether or not it was made up. Then the comments started pouring in.
"Surely she'd have said somethig by now..." I thought. It must be real. But it looks....
"...nah."
...No, that's definitely not a scanned image...
"...she probably recreated it, like Max suggested."
Pretty soon, I was not only questioning my own judgement in this matter, but all others as well.
I got me a "God Bless America" bumper sticker.
I watched me some MTV.
I went to the mall, bought some clothes (just like I saw on TV!), got me a haircut (not at the mall...) and ate at one of those chain restaraunts that looks like somebody took a pack-rat's garage and staple gun'ed it to the walls and ceiling. (I had a hamburger and fries)
And now...
And Now - Now that I have denounced all that I previously stood for, in the name of conformity - in the name of POPULAR OPINION....
....Now...
It turns out that I was RIGHT?!?!?!
Damn you, Jodi.
(*drinks some beer*)
Damn you.
Offered by: aaron on July 24, 2002 11:21 AMI realised it wasn't scanned, but I thought you'd recreated the actual post-it for our benefit. For all I know, you don't have a scanner!
Offered by: Max on July 24, 2002 1:18 AMWell, the walls are appalled, the cat's been abducted......you just like fucking with us, don't you?
Sweetie, you are the funniest blogger (other than myself) that ever read. Tis why I return time and time again!
Offered by: Joan on July 23, 2002 10:06 PMThanks, Shawn. And ... uh ... people? Can I just say something? Ummm ... this was/is a joke. The joke was that the walls -- the walls within my own apartment -- were appalled at my "foul language".
Didn't you notice that the Post-It was computer drawn? Not scanned in? That I wrote it myself? Oy fucking vey iz mir.
Offered by: Jodi on July 23, 2002 9:29 PMFor those who might be concerned for Jodi's safety and/or communal well-being, I've been sent from on high with a message: it was a joke, folks. :)
Offered by: Shawn on July 23, 2002 9:25 PMJodi, I'm not really sure what exactly is going on here. But it's your blog, and you can bloody well say anything you want to say. Don't let some vapid, narrow-minded malcontent alter free speech! Strong women of the world, Unite! YAY JODI!
Offered by: Rhonda on July 23, 2002 8:27 PMthat is so fucking unbelievable. i can not beleive that they did not have the balls to sgn it. if it ain't signed, i don't hear, or see it!
obviously this person does not appreciate the beauty of the word fuck.
Offered by: Mary Carmen on July 23, 2002 8:03 PMTess, brilliant!
And Jodi, you could take the calm, cool psycho approach. Simply write the word "redrum" on a post-it and slap it on the door.
Offered by: Shawn on July 23, 2002 5:49 PMThat's surreal. This happened in New York City? I'm ashamed for my city . . .
Offered by: Scott on July 23, 2002 5:38 PMa) I can't BELIEVE these tossers would take such a cowardly approach. Perhaps they're afraid you might swear at them face-to-face.
b) I just LOVE Tess' idea about saying you've got Tourette's Syndrome. Can you do an Anne Heshe impression?
BTW, Jodi. We're now officially going steady. I've added you to my blog links section. I think it was the Stop Stalling article that finally convinced me to buy the ring.
Offered by: Max on July 23, 2002 3:40 PMPut a post-it back on their door saying, "You know... it's not easy having Tourette's and people like you just make it that much harder. It's a disease FUCKWAD... and it even affects me in GODDAMN writing. I can't FUCKING help it, so please, think about supporting our local Tourette's charity so that I can get some MOTHERFUCKING help."
Offered by: Tess on July 23, 2002 2:05 PMUnsigned is unheeded. (BTW, I'd kill for handwriting that legible.)
Offered by: Chris on July 23, 2002 1:40 PMLOL!
Offered by: Rick on July 23, 2002 1:33 PMFlat-ass duck-heads!
Offered by: Jodi on July 23, 2002 1:21 PMWhat kind of f@#$-ass, d@#k-heads are they anyhow? :)
Offered by: Rick on July 23, 2002 1:08 PM
