I'm prettier than you are.
Wednesday, 24 July 2002
Evil

Seth Green is tiny. I never realized it. He was just on "Live With Regis and Kelly" to promote the new Austin Powers movie. He took up only like two-thirds of the chair. It reminded me of Lily Tomlin doing her "Edith Ann" thing.

I would make a comment about how he could've/should've played Mini Me instead of Scott Evil, Dr. Evil's son, but I'm not that mean. Or evil.

No, I'm not.

Really.

fresh-baked at 09:55 AM
Comments

speaking of seth... whatever happened to "greg the bunny?"

Offered by: sc0tt on July 24, 2002 4:23 PM

Seth Green is tiny? No way! He looks so large and instills so much fear on screen.

Offered by: Dan the Goose on July 24, 2002 4:21 PM

I didn't realize that I'd applied for that position. *shuffles through his documents* Hmm... have to get back to you on that one. ;)

Offered by: Shawn on July 24, 2002 4:09 PM

And make sure you face the wall, Shawn.

How do you expect to be promoted to Professional Ass-Kisser when you've proven yourself to be nothing more than an amateur??? I'm surprised at you!

Offered by: Jodi on July 24, 2002 3:31 PM

You got me. I have, in fact, failed to read the back issues of Jodiverse. I am ashamed. I shall now go and sit in the corner, meditating on the error of my ways. *sulking*

Offered by: Shawn on July 24, 2002 3:27 PM

Obviously, Shawn, you haven't read a lot of my stuff. I'm disappointed in you.

Look:

here
and here
here
and here
here
and here
here
and here
here
and here
and here

Offered by: Jodi on July 24, 2002 2:40 PM

You do realize, Jodi, that you just admitted, publicly, to watching Regis? Quick, go back and edit the post while there's still time!

Offered by: Shawn on July 24, 2002 1:38 PM

If you're not Evil, does that mean you're in sympathy with W's War Against Evil-Doers?

Offered by: Don on July 24, 2002 12:07 PM

You're not evil.

You're now a New Yorker. BIG difference, Miss Lawrence.

Offered by: Scott on July 24, 2002 11:36 AM

I want to put him in my pocket.

Offered by: erin on July 24, 2002 11:31 AM

You're NOT evil? Damn. You disappoint me.

Offered by: Eyre ni Rhuth on July 24, 2002 11:03 AM

Damn. I was kind of hoping you were ...

Offered by: LA on July 24, 2002 10:42 AM