I'm prettier than you are.
Friday, 26 July 2002
Friday Funfest

Work schmerk.

Who came up with that concept, anyway?

Here are some better ideas.

fresh-baked at 07:52 AM
Comments

Hey, you know.....here's a sad thought. I ended up finding those scratch-n-sniff decals that Jess mentioned too. We are just so pathetic.

Offered by: Joan on July 26, 2002 4:08 PM

Scratch-n-sniff crotch decals? Why, that's crotchtastic!

Offered by: Jess on July 26, 2002 2:05 PM

... having an active dream life, eh, Aaron?

Offered by: Scott on July 26, 2002 1:10 PM

No wonder I've been getting so many offers lately....

Offered by: aaron on July 26, 2002 9:12 AM

Work came from the concept of "Verk"; A Bulgarian word meaning, "To enslave".

Office came from the Canadian "Off-Ice", as in "Sure, we're at work, but at least we're off da ice, eh?"

Project is a combination of "Professionally" and "Reject", meaning a shitty task that comes to you from someone who is very skilled at rejecting the work he/she doesn't want to do.

Finally, Cunnilingus is derived from "Cunning Linguist", meaning one skilled in words would have the necessary tongue capacity to provide more than a modicum of pleasure. Unfortunately, I wouldn't have the faintest idea of someone of that ilk.

Offered by: Thomas on July 26, 2002 8:08 AM