That's it.
My personal assistant has been fired. FIRED.
When was she planning to tell me that stamps went up to 37 cents?
Why did I have to find out on my own late last week -- just by happening to see a sign posted on the mobile post office on Sixth Avenue near 23rd?
I am taking applications for the personal assistant position. The job itself isn't that difficult, but the person I hire must genuinely regard me as the most stunning, fabulous, witty, intelligent, well-dressed chick north of the Mason-Dixon Line, east of the Mississippi River, south of the North Pole, and west of the Atlantic Ocean.
Let me know if you know anyone. Ass-kissers, either amateur or professional, need not apply.
Thank you.
fresh-baked at 02:45 PMJodi! I'm hurt you even opened the job to the public. You know I'm perfect for it. Smooch!
Offered by: Eyre ni Rhuth on July 28, 2002 10:39 PMBenefits? 401k? Stock options? Vacation package?
Offered by: Shawn on July 28, 2002 10:15 PMI'd offer to do it, Jodi. But, in all honesty...NOTHING would ever get done. I'm too busy with blogging and other such things. You'd be a good boss, though, I'm sure.
Offered by: Joan on July 28, 2002 9:28 PMI would love to work for you, alas, no green card. I'd be an illegal alien!
Offered by: Rick on July 28, 2002 8:36 PMIf want a job done right...
Offered by: maddy on July 28, 2002 8:24 PMMy apologies, oh masterful one. I wouldn't have qualified anyway. My beliefs probably aren't quite genuine enough! :p
Offered by: maddy on July 28, 2002 8:20 PMDear sweet silly Maddy. If only you'd actually read my entire post before commenting, you would've seen that I wasn't complaining about the price of stamps but about the inefficiency of my personal assistant! (By the way, don't bother applying for the job!)
Offered by: Jodi on July 28, 2002 8:07 PMDid you know that to get your 37 cent stamp I would have to pay about 77 NZ cents? One of my own stamps is 40 NZ cents. You could purchase my stamp for a measley 19 of your cents. And your country is MUCH larger than mine! Where's the justice! So stamps, schmamps. You got it good, stop complaining!
*waiting to be slapped around the head for insolence*
Mind you, living in NZ does have it's perks. :)
Offered by: maddy on July 28, 2002 8:02 PMIf you used Stamps.com you would have been advised ages ago. ;)
Offered by: Matilda444 on July 28, 2002 7:06 PM
