I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 29 July 2002
Four-Letter Word

For the last time, everyone, do not call this site a BLOG.

I hate that word.

Cunt, fuck, shit, tits, dick, suck, cock. These four letter-words I accept. These four-letter words I use. And there are many others, I'm sure, that elude me right now.

BLOG is one word I despise.

Use the word SITE. Here, at least. When referring to my site.

C'mon. Don't piss me off.

fresh-baked at 09:42 AM
Comments

A "jojo"??? My god, it sounds like something akin to a "Monica"...

:)

Offered by: Tess on July 29, 2002 9:46 PM

Jack, oh Jack! My darling Dakotan! You are so right. From this point on, my site shall be called a "jojo", short for "Jodi Journal".

A "jojo". A jojo-a-gogo.

Thanks for the idea!

Offered by: Jodi on July 29, 2002 9:01 PM

Can't...keep...up...with... list ... of... peeves.

I've never known anyone whose list is longer than mine. I salute you.

Offered by: Candi on July 29, 2002 8:38 PM

So, if you don't care for the word BLOG, why not come up with a new one. After all, you ARE Jodi, mistress of Jodiverse.

It's an online journal, a jodi journal, not just a Bitchin' LOG.

So, stop complaining and start acting like the Mistress of Jodiverse and declare your "Site" something other than a BLOG.

Offered by: Jack (jj) on July 29, 2002 8:26 PM

Oh no! I think the dreaded 4 letter word is in the comment I left on your guestmap. I'm sorry!
*stands in the corner* I'm a bad girl... *hehehe*
Be Well Jodi...

Offered by: Bobbi on July 29, 2002 6:18 PM

Of course, your disdain for the word "blog" doesn't make your "site" any less of one...

:)

Offered by: Tess on July 29, 2002 4:35 PM

Thank you. I was sure my extensive lexicon would be to some avail someday, other than to inspire the ire of those that I correct when they transgress the boundaries of correct English utilization.

In short, "Aw shucks, Miss Jodi. 'Twernt nothin'. I just been born with a pretty mouth..."

Offered by: Thomas on July 29, 2002 4:03 PM

I'm afraid, Aaron, that I can't blame DesCriotion© for my outbursts. I barely touch any "meds" -- just the occasional Aleve. I attribute my effusiveness to my longstanding love of fabulous "bad" words.

By the way, the only people who should ever be allowed to use this kind of language are those who already have a command of the more "proper" one. People who have an extensive vocabulary are allowed to dip into the dregs and use whatever they find. Those whose vocabulary doesn't extend beyond four-letter words of the variety I listed in the post would be advised to build their regular vocabulary up first before reaching to the bottom of the barrel.

Thomas has, of course, earned that right.

Offered by: Jodi on July 29, 2002 3:30 PM

whoa...

Offered by: aaron on July 29, 2002 2:59 PM

Jodi!

Cuntain yourself! Don't fuckget about us, your loyal contributors. Yes, shit's unfair to call this anything but a site, but let's not dicker about the name. Some suckcinct word would be more appropriate, but I won't go off half-cocked and suggest one.

Offered by: Thomas on July 29, 2002 2:48 PM

jodi, we must be on the same wavelength today. i came here, saw the giant "blog" and laughed my ass off, since i had just posted something similar. the worst is people who use blog in their url. i hate that. it wasn't even a word 3 years ago for chrissake!

Offered by: laura on July 29, 2002 1:19 PM

I think the dear boy has gone off his meds.

Offered by: Scott on July 29, 2002 12:38 PM

(That's one of the drawbacks of owning a BLOG!!)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*cough*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Offered by: aaron on July 29, 2002 12:37 PM

Don't you hate it when you get all excited about having four new comments, only to click on them and find that they're all from the same person, and three of them are just there to correct typos in the first?

Offered by: aaron on July 29, 2002 12:36 PM

DescriPtion. "Descriotion" sounds like a perscription medication.

Are you having trouble communicating? Ask Your Doctor whether DesCriotion© is right...for YOU.

(side-effects may include tourette's syndrome)

Offered by: aaron on July 29, 2002 12:35 PM

Of course that descriotion may not necessarily apply to everything you write....(today's curseword tirade, for example)

Offered by: aaron on July 29, 2002 12:32 PM

But Jodi - didn't anyone tell you?

When referring to your "site" the word "Blog" is not meant to refer to the common usage, that is, a shortening of the term "Web Log" but rather an acronym, describing your writing style!

Bountiful, Loquacious, Original Goodness!

See? B.L.O.G. !! That's not so bad, is it?

Offered by: aaron on July 29, 2002 12:31 PM