I'd just like to say FUCK dotster.com and their inability to update my DNS servers. That is all.

Fuck is one of the best words out there. I'm not interested in hearing my 3 year old use it however, so have pretty much eliminated it from my vocabulary ...as he IS a sponge. My favorite use is "fuck you very much" ... would have a hard time hearing that one come out of my 3year old,(he already knows every button I have...no need to give him more ammo) ...even if it did sound like Daffy Duck or Minnie!

My personal favorite (at least recently) has been "abso-fuckin'-lutely." But I also enjoy "fuck ass".

Don't forget that Fuck is the only "infix" in the English language.

If a prefix starts a word and a suffix ends a word, and infix is in the middle.

Unfuckingbelievable. Talk amongst yourselves.

One day when my first son was 20 months old, he was trying to put a tape in the VCR but could not figure out how to get the tape in correctly. Finally, throws the tape and yells (in a very good imitation of Minnie Mouse) Fucking TV! My eyes welled up with parental tears of pride.

Fuck and Freakin are my favorite expletives. As far as overuse...I solve that by coupling them with the fifth grader expletives and I feel complete relief. Stupid fucking doo doo head works particularly well.

That's sweet.

My friends used to call me Fucky Fuckerton when I was little, so now when I hear someone drop an f-bomb, I think they're talking to me.

I'm with Aaron on this one. Fuck is a really good word, but it's one that's reserved for my highest degrees of anger or frustration.

I find it amusing when people use the word as a simple superlative (she's fucking beautiful, or he's fucking nuts) and think it loses it's power and meaning with people who use it so loosely.

Well I use fuck all the time, but when I am really really angry I like to string the obscenities along. You might hear me say something like those god damn, mother fucking assholes!" or something like "fucking shit." It really is all in how angry I am and how eloquent I feel like being at the moment.

But oh, I love the f-word so much.

One question to all the fuckers....

What do you say when you're really, REALLY mad about something?

For me: Levels of F-words...

level one: (if I'm joking about something, or using the word for humourous purposes) Freaking, Farming, Frickin'

level two: (If I'm somewhat upset about something, or pissed off.) Friggin', Fffffff... (that one's my favorite.)

level three: (the only people who can get me to this level are: People who are both opinionated and stupid...and My Mom.)
Fucking

If I used my level three word all the time like most people do, where would I go when I got really mad? Just keep repeating it? Yell it louder? Actually do a little "charade" thing and act it out?

A friend of mine has perfected it. It's no longer "fuck!" but "Cocksuckermotherfuckernipplehead!"

Turns heads.

I prefer to use fuck in new and imaginative ways; "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?" or "Would you care for a steaming hot cup of fuck you?". It's also fun, and more of a classic, to add it into words, "In-fucking-credible", "Un-fucking-believable" and "Fan-fucking-tastic". I heard it as all parts of a sentence in, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." There is an MP3 with some of these examples and more. A must listen.

A very versatile word indeed.

fuck has been my favorite word ever since my mom decided to stop paying attention to my 'potty mouth'. i love this word. now that i'm a mom i tend to just use eff in my attempt to set a good example.. luckily for them, when i do slip up my kids don't say "Awww she said the "F" word!" anymore. i know they'll say fuck when they get older.. it's in the genes.

I whole heartedly second that emotion

Adam: I hear you I hear you. But last time I saw you, I didn't hear you say "frig" once. There was a who-o-o-o-le lotta "fuckin'" going on, though!

I gotta dissent here - I think "frig" is vastly underrated. People just don't know what it means anymore. C'mon folks, read some Victorian porn - there's people friggin' themselves and others all over the place! It had a shot at bein' THE F-word! It coulda been a contender. But I guess it doesn't sound as emphatic as "fuck."

But it's a friggin' good word. The masturbatory overtones offer a little bit o' nuance that "fuck" can't touch. Say it: "frig." Think about it. Now say it again. Feels kinda dirty now, huh? Dirty in a good way... oooh yeh...

I agree. My best friend always says "FRICKEN." I hate that word with a passion! What the hell is that? It sounds so stupid. I wish she would just say fuck like the rest of us. No, she has to be "unique" and "good." I really hate her..come to think of it, she's not my best friend..I really don't even like her..

:)

Hey, what the screw? My link in the pulldown disappeared.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck "fuck," fuck fuck! Fuck fuck; fuck fuck fuck. Fuck: fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck? Fuck fuck fuck *cough* fuck.

Fuck it.

Oh, fuck you, Jodi. I mean ... seriously. You're fucked if you think that we all need to use that fucking word, for fuck's sake. Ahhhh, fuck it.

I love you, man.

The true King of the word 'fuck' has got to be the ever so sensitive Ozzy Osbourne, e.g. "I fucking love you all but your all fucking nuts." (to his family). If there was ever a show that is 'must see TV' check him out!

Because I find the use of the word "fuck" completely overdone. Saying "frickin", "friggin" or, as an ex-partner of mine at EMS use to say, "frappin", can be just as fulfilling and yet fresher, more original sounding. Fuck is so... tired... ho hum... ;-)

I just follow my mom's lead.

Chuckles. I love using the word, fuck. I have not been afraid to say it with friends—even out loud. I admit, I have this problem saying it with my parents; always finding a substitute. To you all, who can say it with your parents... how do you do it????

Ha. Fuck is the first word I say when the alarm clocks goes off in the morning, and the last thing I say just before collapsing into the soft arms of sleep.