I love animals, especially the tasty ones.

(C'mon, someone had to go for the obvious)

May I suggest that you out the lout?

Frankly, not unlike Tess, I tend to dislike humans, not animals. Humans are, after all, the only species on the planet that kills for sport, tosses candy wrappers out of car windows and chooses to wear spandex.

By the way, can someone please explain to me why the tendency to wear spandex appears to be directly proportional, and at times I daresay exponential, to the diameter of the thighs and the cellulite to lean muscle mass ratio of the wearer?

Obviously, I am still reacting to a previous post by our most gracious hostess. Another fashion don't: animal prints. Animal prints were designed to be worn by, well, animals. People, people, people! Stick with the classics, colors that work for you and fabrics that drape gracefully.

And please, do not mix animal prints with spandex. It is a lethal combination!

Golly, my grammar is terrible. I was trying to make my statement gender neutral, and I still ended up with a "he" in there. I would hope a female was compassionate enough to recognise how wonderful animals are. Or at least be smart enough to keep any contrary opinion to herself.

How can anyone not like animals? May field mice infest their house and slowly nibble them to death while he sleeps. Good mice, aren't you cute! ;)

Animals are great. Especially raccoons. Those little guys always keep you on your toes.

Where do I start?

Republicans
Tories (UK Conservatives)
So-called Libertarians
Soccer Moms
Jocks
The INS
The Fox Network
Reality TV
Americans who think British comedy = Benny Hill (he was shit then and he's shit now - go check out Blackadder instead)
Martha Stewart
Bob "Patronising Loafer" Vila
Note to Bob: it's pronounced 'vill-a', not 'vee-la' you fucking workshy moron.
Qwest
Amercan Family Insurance
Moustaches on women
People who fart and blame it on the dog, thinking that as a dog-owner, I won't IMMEDIATELY recognise whether it's a dog fart or a human one - duh!
Those white middle-class young guy bands who, because one of them has a tattoo, call themselves punks. Fuck you assholes. You weren't even alive in 1977, so what the fuck would you know about punk.

...err... oops.... I'm ranting again, aren't I? That's been happening a lot lately.

Sometimes I wonder if people don't do the same thing with my site when they see, "I hate people". Haha!

I do. And I won't hide it! Goddamnit! :)

I can't see how anybody could honestly say they don't like animals. I, however, think all plants should be banned.

Just joking.