I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 6 August 2002
Hoover? Damn!

My next vacuum cleaner is going to have a retractable cord.

That's all I'm going to say.

fresh-baked at 02:18 PM
Comments

Or you could just buy a retractable cord for the one you have now... Unless of course its completely dead. :)

Offered by: Jason on August 7, 2002 10:26 AM

I'M OK, CHRIS!

Offered by: Taxi on August 7, 2002 2:05 AM

I just want to make sure that Taxi wasn't hurt in what will forever be known as the Hoover Incident.

Offered by: Chris on August 6, 2002 8:46 PM

Majordomo suggested that I'd let him purchase a Miele vacuum cleaner for the staff after the one we had died in a pretty shower of sparks.

I always heed his advice. Whatever Majordomo wants, Majordomo gets.

Staff seems to like it. So do I. It is very pretty—almost jewel-like.

Offered by: MadGenius on August 6, 2002 4:06 PM

Oh, Rick, I didn't say that I actually do the vacuuming! Pish! Posh!

Offered by: Jodi on August 6, 2002 3:30 PM

There is not a chance in hell that you vacuum. You are far to delicate and much more sophisticated for such a domestic chore.

Offered by: Rick on August 6, 2002 3:05 PM

The ultimate: the central vacuum system. Wish I had it.

Offered by: tim on August 6, 2002 3:01 PM

Domestic Goddess, make it so!

Offered by: Beau on August 6, 2002 2:53 PM

I want a riding vacuum.

Offered by: aaron on August 6, 2002 2:39 PM