I'm glad to see that I can satisfy the public's need for the answer to the most pressing issue of modern-day life.
Look no further. I'm here to serve.
(But really, I'm more interested in where I can get the "best price" for it on DealTime. And I know that most of you are even more interested in the other site found by this search. I mean, who among us isn't titillated by the mere thought of "gapingpussy"? Can I see a show of hands — at least those that are above the table?)
I think a show of hands is probably ambitious, as most of them have probably long since disappeared into the biological black hole that is the gapingpussy, seemingly threatening to eat up our universe.
Don't joke about such things. An enormous alien cat swallowing the earth whole is not such a preposterous notion.
Offered by: Pete on August 16, 2002 5:37 AMAllen! Allen! He wails at his former therapist. I need a two-hour emergency session. Now!
Offered by: Mad Genius on August 15, 2002 9:31 PM
