Don: I am not "Génie Fou"!

Jodi and Aaron:

Would you please stop "Frenching" in clear sight of everyone?

This is objectionable and offensive. Have you no sense of propriety?

The term "EW" should only be used to apply to Entertainment Weekly magazine and its website. Any other use of the term is just plain despicable.

Nice clits, though. Thanks!

Sure thing, Chris. I'm not attached to any of the cliterati shown on the website(s), so ... go on! Just don't bite off more than you can chew. Above all ... enjoy!

Do you really want us to chew on it? (Sorry, i couldn't stop myself.)

Génie Fou: I thought the same thing. I also thought, "What's up with the bad coiffeurs?"

Thank God I have a private office with a lockable door!

What gives with the bad manicures?

Oh, kids. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Take a look atthis, submitted by one of my most devoted field correspondents, along with this comment: since tomorrow is the jewish sabbath, a visit to the "temple" seems appropriate.

Worship away!

(I'm sorry, Jodi. I'll stop now.)

Vrai, Vrai.

Cependant, bien que ce soit techniquement un acronyme, j'ai toujours eu l'intention pour qu'il ait une signification "onomatopoeic" à la racine.

Je concède à vous, cependant. Ce n'est pas l'endroit pour discuter "semantics" du nom provisoire de ma page.

Mon cher Aaron,

Je, en effet, lis votre page, et je suis au courant du week-end d'Excursus.

Rappelez-vous, cependant, qu'un acronyme un mot ne fait pas.

Merci.

Génie Fou

Cher Génie Fou,

Vous n'êtes pas un de mes lecteurs, ainsi le yo ne savent pas que j'appelle ma page "ew!" des weekends... qui représente "Excursus! Weekend."

Votre "rudeness" est excusé. :)

Aaron

Nope. No warnings. Oh so sorry.

All ya gotsta do is hover over the word "this" to see the URL in the lower left-hand corner of your screen.

When you enter my site, you do so at your own risk! That's just the way it is, kiddo.

Yeah... umm... thanks. Could you put a warning next time for those of us at work? LOL!

ummmm....thanks.....i think.

Pete: I would make a hilarious comment about a "blow job", but I'm not that kind of girl.

Mik: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I finally found it!

Happy birthday mik! I hope that you have a smashing day! If you need any help blowing up balloons, I can do thirty in two minutes.

Well happy birthday to me! Today IS my birthday and what a fun way to get it started. Course I've been at it for hours anyway...(I simply mean I have been up early)... to the tune of jingle bells mixed with happy birthday and the insistence that we ...meaning me... get all those balloon blown up...Jody you are such a genius with your selections.

Cher Aaron,

Le mot " EW " n'existe pas dans l'anglais. Achetez livre de classe et utilisez-la sagement, s'il vous plaît.

Merci.

Génie Fou

Looks like somebody watched the A&E Biography of Georgia O'Keefe this morning.

And please, stop using "EW!" in such a negative way. "EW!" happens to be a wonderful word, and one that I hold dear.

Speaking of which - Jodi, check your e-mail.

:)

That's fucking disgusting. I can't help these sentiments that I have towards the words on the opening page:

"This website is educational in nature. Teenagers are just as welcome as are adults. The material presented here is done so knowing it is viewed by people of all ages."

"This website contains close-up photographs of the female genitals, but no pornography."

Basically the only thing missing is the presence of a further appendange. Is that really the definition of porn? It's a close-up photograph but with a social aspect?

Euwww indeed.

I normally detest the use of this word, but...EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!

Absolutely, positively ... speechless.