Is it any wonder I have no energy for anything after having subjected myself to three Lifetime movies in the past 16 hours?
Each movie consumed a two-hour timeslot, which means that of those 16 hours, six hours (37.5% of the 16 hours) were spent watching this drivel. But hey, I got to see Kirsten Dunst as the 15-year-old pregnant daughter of Park Overall; Melissa Joan Hart as a college newspaper reporter in relentless pursuit of the truth following the rape of her roommate, the adorable Lisa Dean Ryan; and Richard Thomas in a tour de force performance as a man obsessed with Brooke Shields.
See how much fun you can have in your boxer shorts and tank top, when you're too hot and bothered to put on real clothes and participate in the real life drama beyond your door?
fresh-baked at 03:42 PMTim: You have mye sympathye.
Kelly: The only tears I shed were for the hours of my life that I lost watching that drivel!
Offered by: Jodi on August 18, 2002 8:49 PMOh dear. The real question here is ... did you cry?
Also, you were cheated. The best Lifetime movies always have at least one former Beverly Hills 90210 cast members. ;)
Offered by: Kelly on August 18, 2002 8:29 PMLifetime could save a lot of time and money, and keep equal quality, by making just one movie, where Richard Thomas impregnates Kirstin Dunst (daughter of Park Overall and her lesbian lover Brooke Shields), and is pursued by reporter Melissa Joan Hart after he rapes Lisa Dean Ryan. And you'd have your drivel viewing percentage down to 12.5% to boot!
My wife and I went to the Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire today. I envy those who stayed home.
Offered by: tim on August 18, 2002 6:40 PMZuly, I've been waiting quite patiently (at least as patiently as I can, given my impatience). Yesterday there was a little flirty rainfall for a while, but it was just a tease. I want a storm! A huge, dark-skyed storm!
Offered by: Jodi on August 18, 2002 5:33 PMAh, a "Women in Peril" marathon. Might be the only acceptable activity when you're brain has already melted out of your head from the heat.
When the F is it going to rain?
Offered by: Zuly on August 18, 2002 5:16 PM
