Jodi, as an honorary Felber, you were supposed to visit Aunt Francine today.

According to the log at the home, you did not.

Please don't make this sort of omission a regular practice. Once again, welcome to the family!

Yours sincerely,

Cheerleader outfit huh? Are there pictures available?

I blame Toni Basil for this.

I'd pick cheerleaders over Fandangos any day.

The reel involves a guy (who looks and acts like Chandler from Friends trying, and apparently failing, to talk his way into a sold-out film after seeing a couple get tickets by mentioning "Fandango" (Loew's ticketing system) like so:
"I'm here for the uh, Fandango"
"I work for Mr. Fandango"
"You have a situation here. There's a wild Fandango loose in the theater."
[cut away to blurb about Fandango.]
"Look out. Rah!"

And such is the commercial. Rah!

I have no idea what that commercial is, Daniel ol' boy. I'm scared to find out!

To follow-up, Loew's theaters stigmatized "Rah!" with the Chandler-like fellow in the Fandango commercial played before every film. If you have seen it, you know what I am talking about. That is all.

This is what I think of when I hear "Rah!" I would never consider you a cheerleader, Jodi. A T-Rex, maybe, but not a cheerleader. I have standards.

Oh no! No!

The tofuju has not passed on! It still exists. It's just that I am now using separate accounts for different purposes.

Tofuju lives! But for purposes of this site, I'd prefer that people contact me using the felbers.net address.

(And before anyone asks ... Yes, I could have/use a "jodiverse.com" address. But I want to use felbers.net. Adam has named me an honorary Felber, and I am very proud indeed!)

I will not RAH! with you. I feel a moment of silence is in order for the lamentable passing of the tofuju.