All right. I've had enough of this already. It's not funny anymore.
Would whoever stole my motivation and replaced it with the inertia that is currently inhabiting this fabulous shell, kindly return it to me pronto, posthaste, and immediately, if not sooner? I'd really appreciate it. I will gladly return the lackluster load that's latched itself onto me to its rightful owner.
Vim and vigor, where are you? Come back! I miss you!
fresh-baked at 10:35 AMLack of V and V happens this time of year. I personally can not stand the said lack so I always keep a couple of spares in the basement. They are only the Walmart brand but they are good enough untill the old V&V returns.
Offered by: Kevin on September 1, 2002 11:21 AMYawwwwnnn.....inertia? You got it, babe. Me too. I have offended almost everyone on my blog but no-one gives a damn. Like, who gives a rat's patoot, Zzzzzzz. I guess I'll go back to being cute and adorable (most people love that in a toothless, senile old lady) and skip the political ravings for a while.
Maybe later, like the end of September. Yeah, September would be perfect for everyone to perk up and get silly again. OK, that'll work.
Offered by: Lorraine on September 1, 2002 10:54 AMYou'll be back to your norm in a few days. That's my nurse opinion for you.
Offered by: Joan on September 1, 2002 5:42 AMThat's 'hi', not 'him'.
Offered by: Finny on August 31, 2002 5:19 PMVim and I have relocated to East Brunswick, NJ. It's just a quality of life thing--no offense. Vim says him by the way.
Your truly,
Vigor
No way girlie! I'm keeping it! I neeeeed it! Maybe I'll give it back Monday evening in exchange for a bagel sammich ;)
Offered by: JenBen on August 31, 2002 2:20 PM
