This is the only beggar I will indulge.
My cat, Shana, extending a dramatic paw for some bonito flakes (delicious treat for which she would sell her soul to the devil, if only she had his phone number).
To all the rest, I offer Shana's stock response: "Fuck mew!"
Update, 11:00 a.m.: I just received word that my dog is a little pissed that I didn't include him. Knowing him as well as I do, I know he'll find a symbolic way of showing me just how pissed he is. (For the so-called record, I indulge him too. Remember?)
Wow! I felt Shana's angst in the artist's rendering of her. Nice. I want a cat again! I miss my babies!!!
Offered by: Joan on September 6, 2002 2:51 AMI'm a beggar, not a blogger. Please!
Offered by: Shana on September 5, 2002 3:23 PM("They'd probably write one of those...")
Offered by: aaron on September 5, 2002 3:09 PMHmm...I hope not. My cats can't even type, let alone figure out the HTML codes needed to make their posts conform to the rest of mine.
Plus, my cats aren't really all that funny. (Not that I am either, but at least I try.) They'd probably one of those lame "top ten things I'd never say" lists, with things like "You can stop scratching me behind the ears now." and "No fresh fish for me, thanks."
Offered by: aaron on September 5, 2002 3:07 PMIt must be cat blogging day ;)
Offered by: JenBen on September 5, 2002 2:37 PMI beg of you, please do some updating of your "It Lasts Longer" pages. Feel like taking a walk? Got your camera? I'm at your feet...
Offered by: Tess on September 5, 2002 12:50 PM
