Jodi , you don´t need "meat" to be in the middle , you just need the desire.If you have run out of it , call me

Sarah, I don't have enough "meat" on me to satisfy the middle-of-the-sandwich position!

Wanna be in the middle, Jodi? SAMMICH! ;p

Max. Sassy. Take it outside.

Max, love. That's part of the pretty talk. Northern or Southern?

So, even though I left my husband.....none of you will spot me the $2,500 for my attorney's fees? Damn. And, I thought that I had me some friends!!!

OK Sassy, it's a deal.

Provided you can put up with my English accent, when I'm talking pretty.

I only send you these because you're so cute when you're angry.

Melanie,

That is not a joke. That is Karyn's voice. She has called me several times today. That is her.

gads, i hope that mp3 is a joke.

Hmm! What is this? I was surfing for...what was I surfing for? Who is this Jodi? Karyn? That sounds familiar. I think she wrote a letter asking for money. Hey! I'm wearing red shoes!

Oh...my...God!

She called you too!

She speaks!

Karyn called me! Run for the hills!

i, too, detest cyber beggars (although i thought the guy who did buymeahooker.com was pretty funny. thanks, max, for that link). what irks me about karyn is that i, too, racked up credit card debt after college because i indulged too frequently in retail therapy. and you know what i had to do? i had to work 2-3 jobs at a time, consolidate my bills through one of those credit rehabilitation places, and find ways to enteratain myself cheaply. as far as i'm concerned, you make your bed and you lie in it with those damn credit cards. you got yourself into the hole, you should get yourself out without asking the world for handouts.

it took a while, but i paid that shit off. and now i can afford to drop $60 (cash) on a sushi dinner or whatever strikes my fancy (within reason). because i earned it! yay, me!

(that being said, may i direct you to my amazon wishlist? my 30th is coming up soon! *wink wink*)

Oi, Max. Talk pretty to me and give me good head--I'll take care of the rest.

I actually tried this a while back, but made a critical typo when I registered my webpage's name.

I meant to call it "SaveAaron.com"

Instead, I ended up with "ShaveAaron.com"

I didn't realize the mistake at first, but when the first few "offers" came in....well, let's just say that I was very aerodynamic for a few months.

{/rant}You know what is the saddest of them all. The woman who wants to leave her husband, and she cant because she doesnt have a job and cant support her children. Why doesnt she get a job waitressing, or working in an office somewhere while she goes to school. I am sorry, but I have absolutely no compassion for ANYONE who doesnt get off their lazy ass and make their life better. I am currently working 45 hours a week, and taking 20 units in school. Im working on a BSN (Bachelors degree in Nursing). I have no compassion for those who say they cant, when it is clear to even me that they CAN. Shes not disabled, she has two arms, two legs and she can do some kind of work. Geez! The only person I would even think of giving money to is the girl with the lyme disease. If I had money to give that is. All my money goes to pay off my tuition and my bills. I have never asked for a red cent and it makes me mad that these people would do that..for stupid ass reasons. "Help me pay off my debt cause Im addicted to prada." Sounds like someone needs to start shopping at Bargain Basment World. But, as long as there are the stupid people willing to shell out their hard earned money to support those people, then look for more websites like that popping up everywhere. As for me, Im ignoring them, and continuing on my merry way:){/endrant}

My new SaveMax site won't involve asking for money.

It'll involve me asking complete strangers to go and make the tea for me, answer the door for me, handle unwanted phonecalls, feed my cats and my dogs.

Basically, it'll be to save me having to do a damn thing for myself. Oh wait... Karyn's already covered that.

The "SaveJennifer" one at least has a valid excuse.

I think I might start suckforabuck.com I mean, they have to find me first, right?

Never fucking mind. Trouble downloading/uploading/whatever the hell it's called.

Damn you, Karyn. You're so alluring and adorable that I feel compelled to give you something in return for nothing.

Enjoy!

(Too bad, Karyn, if you wanted the Beatles' version. What I want is The Flying Lizards'.)

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want your money (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)

You're love gives me such a thrill
But you're love won't pay my bills
I want money (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)

Money don't get everything it's true
What it don't get, I can't use
I want money (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)

I want money (that's what I want)
I want to borrow some money (that's what I want)
In fact I want so much money (that's what I want)
Give me your money (that's what I want)
Just give me your money (that's what I want)
(That's what I want)

Sister, can you spare a dime?

I think you should start an online donation fund to help pay to rid these bastard beggars from the Net.