- Healthy: Fat. * Example: "I haven't seen you in a while. You look really healthy!" ** Translation: "Where the hell have you been, you fat fucking pig!?"
- Strong: Fat.
Example: "You're here all the time. You're really strong!"
Translation: "You come here all the time, but you're still a fat fucking pig!" - Tiny: Fat.
Example: "Shut up and stop telling me you're fat. You're tiny, you moron!"
Translation: "You ARE fat. I'm just telling you you're tiny so you'll shut the fuck up, you fat fucking pig!"
* What they say
** What I hear
Sassy, your compliment was translated literally. And appreciated very much! Yeah!
Offered by: Jodi on September 6, 2002 3:55 PMI just hate it when people don't say what you mean!
Offered by: Mad Genius on September 6, 2002 3:47 PMHey, how did "It's not fair that you are so damn hot" translate? Cheesy pose and all!
Offered by: Sassy McSmartpants on September 6, 2002 2:21 PMI hear ya, girl! Those are my interpretations
too. ;)
hmm....*coughKarenCarpentercough* You'll have to excuse me, I have a bit of a cold. Nice post though.
*coughLifetimeMadeForTVMovieStarringTraceyGoldInWhichAStrongWomanOvercomesHerAdversityAndStrugglesWithAnAbusiveMan(JohnStamos)AndAnorexiaDueToAPoorSelf-ImageForcedOnHerByAnOverbearingMothercough*
Offered by: aaron on September 6, 2002 8:46 AMYeah, I know what you mean. I get that sort of thing all the time. Stuff like when people say to me "Hi", I know that what they really mean is "Aren't bananas just the greatest fruit of all?"
Offered by: Pete on September 6, 2002 6:57 AMDeliah, come here and give Mama some sugah! Mwah!
Offered by: Jodi on September 6, 2002 1:36 AMOh, man. I am feeling soooo healthy, strong and tiny.
Offered by: Nancy on September 5, 2002 9:44 PMMax, Max. Silly Max! Look to Deliah's comment.
These phrases were aimed at me, and the "translations" are what I interpret them to mean.
I didn't think this was all that confusing.
Offered by: Jodi on September 5, 2002 8:36 PMOK, so who's been annoying you now?
Was it some bloater asking for special treatment because of their weight/size? Or was it just someone not being as thin as you?
I"m not saying you're wrong about the translations of some of those phrases, it just sounds like you're aiming it at someone in particular.
I think the public has a right to know!
Offered by: Max on September 5, 2002 7:57 PMWhen I say "I adore you" you should hear "The D adores me!"
When I say "You are a stunner!" you should hear "I am such a fucking stunner, I'd do me!"
You are a silly silly girl.
Offered by: Deliah on September 5, 2002 6:13 PM
