Two slices of toast and a mug of coffee.

My morning ritual is so regular, it is almost dull.

But then I head off for a busy day at the office trying to sell adult materials to Catholic priests, so it all balances itself out in the ends.

Hmm..Bread and water. Thats my typical breakfast everyday. One piece of whole wheat toast, an apple, and a big ol glass of water. Yumm Yumm! (and yes, the toast is usually dry)

Agh, Thomas put words from (of all things) a Hot Club of Cowtown song. (Rockabilly, not country, I swear).

The baker's daughter left me feelin' low,
I had enough crust but not the dough.

Well, at least he's still visiting you! Thomas stopped coming to see me. That's why I moved!

Harrrumph! Take that, Thomas! Just see how nice I'll be in the future!

Thanks for the offer, Jodi. I've already eaten. English muffin and cranberry juice. A slight step up the food chain.

Thomas, you don't even have to sign your name. I would know you anywhere. Any Wonder why?!

whoa...

You can afford to give us all toast? I didn't think you had that kind of dough or time to raise it. (Not that we thought you were loafing around; You knead some bread to run a website.)

Thanks for the water, I H2Owe you one. You rain supreme when it comes to generosity. Just be sure to have enough for everyone so you can be fair and aquatible.

Yay!

...and I don't have anyone in partcular in mind, before you ask.

It's actually not gin either.

It's gripe water for people who insisted on putting IM transcripts in the blogs.

The toastess with the mostest.

Ah, yes, reminds me of the famous toast incident...

Rev, darling, you can spread some hummus on it if you like!

It's not water...it's cheap gin...don't tell anybody.

We're reduced to bread and water now? *schniff*

Pssssssst!

I'm just trying to keep you all on your toast!

Shhhhh!