Oh, stop worrying.
I know you're sitting there with your coffee/tea/chai/sheep's blood and your Krispy Kreme/bagel with cream cheese/Slim Jim/baby fingers, panting ever so prettily (yes, even the boys) (especially the boys!) for my next entry. And I appreciate it. I really do. I just love how you cling to my every word as if it were your mama's breast/teat. I do. And I don't want to wean you. I don't. And I shan't.
So don't fret. I promise I'll pamper you with some powdery prose and milky musings later. I am, after all, going to the gym today, which, as you know, provides much of the fun fodder for this fabulous site. (For those of you who have my workout schedule memorized or catalogued, you may be interested to know that today my regular Pilates session has been cancelled; thus, the gym beckons.)
Now go back to your greeezy breakfasty food thing and your big cuppa whatever, and wait for me. Do so breathlessly!
Thank you.
P.S. If you are a first-time reader and deem me disrespectful for being so inane on September 11, you may want to read this entry dated September 6. Cheers!
Well, I've been waiting patiently, drinking only water and eating NOTHING. I'm waiting on my buttery bite-sized bits of tender bitchiness!!!
Offered by: Joan on September 11, 2002 3:40 PMI have been glancing out of my office window at southern Manhattan a lot more than usual this morning.
Everyone on my subway train was staring at the floor this morning. They are normally busy checking out my ass or reading an ad on how to get clean clear skin pasted onto the side of the car.
Although I thought I'd be able to separate the day from the event and parse the emotional impact of the attack from the cyclical repetition of the anniversary, this has not been possible, and I do not think that it has worked out for many other people in the city today.
Pineapples with cottage cheese, by the way, is the most repulsive thing I have heard all day. Peaches. Those are delicious with cottage cheese.
Offered by: Daniel on September 11, 2002 2:31 PMQue Caliente! hello? Chica tan sexy!
Offered by: WatchU F Overtime on September 11, 2002 2:19 PMHumm..I didnt eat breakfast today, but I will be waiting for you to return.
About the september 11th stuff. I made the mistake of turning on the TV this morning. We (my town) is having a "Star Spangled Tribute" parade. Im sick about it, really.
Maybe I will get something to eat. Those veggie sausage sound pretty good. Morning farms, here I come!
Offered by: Amanda on September 11, 2002 1:30 PMYes, Ari, you may want to get more coffee. I haven't even left the house yet. (Isn't my procrastination cute???)
Now please excuse me while I vomit over the notion of cottage cheese, either avec or sans pineapple.
Offered by: Jodi on September 11, 2002 1:11 PMHow long do we have to wait? I'm almost done with my coffee and cottage cheese with pineapple. Do I need to get more coffee?
Offered by: Ari on September 11, 2002 12:56 PMIt was, in fact. I am now all about the Morningstar Farms breakfast patties. They taste 100% better than the real pork variety.
Offered by: revolution9 on September 11, 2002 11:40 AMToday I mourn for the past, an no inane banter will stem me from doing so. How can one person be so callous? It wasn't that long ago, for Pete's sake! I'm sitting here watching the footage over and over, weeping about the tragedy that still stings so deep. You know it so well, Jodi; I shared my pain with you, and now you're being so flippant about the entire matter...
After all, I turned a whole 32 years of age only 6 days ago... How am I supposed to get over THAT?
Offered by: Thomas on September 11, 2002 11:37 AMVeggie sausage! Delicious!
I think I'll have some when I return from the gym. The same gym where I intend to take pictures in the ladies' locker room!
Offered by: Jodi on September 11, 2002 11:24 AMDon't forget to take pictures!!! :-)
Offered by: zuly on September 11, 2002 11:12 AMPlease. Be inane. (Not that you ever ARE!) I've had enough of 9/11.
Hmm... well, I didn't get any sheep's blood this morning, but I have to say that the baby fingers made me think of your dog-ice-cream post about baby meat. *snarf*
Instead, I had to settle for mashed potatoes and a veggie-sausage-thingie. And Mt. Dew. Mmmm.
Do hurry back, though, I'm going into withdrawal!
Offered by: revolution9 on September 11, 2002 11:09 AM
