I'm prettier than you are.
Friday, 13 September 2002
Movie Time!

$10, please
Why shell out all that hard-earned cash to sit in a dark, scary theater/theatre — in back of Larry Loudmouth and his gigglesnort girlfriend, and in front of Dickie Seatkicker & Co. — when you can watch a first-rate feature film in the privacy of your own home?

Oh ... and this and this are on the house. Enjoy!

But please ... none of this during the presentation.


fresh-baked at 06:18 PM
Comments

Those girls are 18 and 21? Shoot, Im 22 and I look alot younger than those chicks. I guess when you have money you can look however you want....

Offered by: Amanda on September 15, 2002 1:55 AM

Shite. That link, above ("my girls"), takes you to an old entry that contained a link to the Hilton sisters' site. The site is no longer up. But you can see them here, in case you don't know who they are.

Offered by: Jodi on September 14, 2002 10:41 PM

Thanks, everyone, for your appreciation of my fine effort!

Oh, and by the way. Yolanda. Of course the going to bed early thing does not apply on the weekends. After all, that's when I'm out hobnobbing and club-hopping with my girls!

Offered by: Jodi on September 14, 2002 6:20 PM

Psssssttt! What JEfromCanada doesn't know is that I would not be caught dead on a cruise! Shhh!

Offered by: Jodi on September 14, 2002 6:17 PM

Hey, if Amanda can post hers, so can I. This is an autobiographical account of a chance encounter between "moi" and our lovely hostess...

Offered by: JEfromCanada on September 14, 2002 6:09 PM

My directorial debut! If you want to see it, hereyou go!

Offered by: Amanda on September 14, 2002 5:02 PM

This director has everyone in the industry running scared. Very scared. Who is this talent called Jodi?

Francesco! Francesco! Come here, amore mio. Lick Signorina Wertmuller's boots. Lick them! Ah! That's my bambino! Now, let us watch this film again.

Offered by: Lina Wertmuller on September 14, 2002 4:13 PM

Hey this movie is excellent. I'm not even lying! Okay, maybe.

Offered by: soullessconfusebot on September 14, 2002 3:41 PM

He's eating her face!!! AhHH!!

Offered by: soullessconfusebotl0v3 on September 14, 2002 3:40 PM

Too cool! I sent you one, Jodi.

Offered by: JEfromCanada on September 14, 2002 11:08 AM

Heheheheh... that's ace.

Here's mine.

Offered by: Pete on September 14, 2002 5:08 AM

Okay, who the FUCK is that kissing my mom?

Offered by: Pete on September 14, 2002 4:52 AM

Well, that was fun! :)

Offered by: maddy on September 14, 2002 2:21 AM

Jodi,

Does the whole thing about telling you to get to bed apply on the weekends?

Offered by: Yolanda on September 14, 2002 12:36 AM

I hope this doesn't mean you're leaving Broadway for Tinseltown. Gym Dandy is only in previews.

Offered by: Chris on September 14, 2002 12:04 AM

"I am me and you are you and you are me and I am you ... and so it goes ... la ti da"

Offered by: Don on September 13, 2002 11:42 PM

Joanie: Thank you for the compliments!

One of the following is true. Can anyone guess which one?

  1. You'd never guess from reading my stuff here on my site, but I'm all about G-ratings. I love Disney, Smurfs, My Buddy, Tweetie Bird, and my absolute IDOL is Holly Hobby!!!

  • I am far better-looking than the actress in my fabulous film.

    Stumped?

    • Offered by: Jodi on September 13, 2002 11:01 PM

    I made 4 of those things yesterday. Way too much time on my hands.

    Jodi, that actress has NOTHING on you! You're far better looking!

    Thanks for making a nice G-Rated film. My son watched it with me. So nice to be able to take the kids to the theater with you every once in a great while.

    Offered by: Joan on September 13, 2002 10:53 PM

    I found it a loooong time ago on tremble.com, Todd Levin's site. I meant to use it back then, but kept putting it off. He recently used it again, and again I thought about it. And again put it off.

    Then, this week, I saw that Aaron used it. And then Ms. Elle used it, inspired by Aaron.

    And that's when I decided to join in the hilarity.

    As for pants, well, they're there, Tess! Maybe they don't have pants like that in Kansas??? Further proof that you need to get yourself out here. Like NOW.

    Offered by: Jodi on September 13, 2002 10:39 PM

    Why aren't you wearing any pants? :)

    Very cute... I don't know how you find these things...

    Offered by: Tess on September 13, 2002 10:32 PM

    What a cool new toy! I am off to be a "drecktor" too.

    Offered by: Robyn on September 13, 2002 10:27 PM

    Bravo! Very well done!

    Offered by: Margie on September 13, 2002 9:52 PM

    "None of this" you say! Are you referring to the hairstyles? Or maybe the chasteness?

    Offered by: Ritchie on September 13, 2002 8:25 PM

    Very cute. With my movie, that would make THREE of us hot mamas. Wow.

    Offered by: Miss Elle on September 13, 2002 7:11 PM