Stacey, I'm confused. I had the snip-snip done as a baby, and nary a hair has grown on my member, and I'm now 26. And as a heterosexual male, I don't see a lot of man-junk, so I wonder if I'm the anomaly? My fiancé has never said anything about my hairlessness, but maybe she doesn't want me to be self-conscious.

Only circumcised penises have hair on them.

I usually take search requests like that and redirect them to here

I agree with David. If the guy feels the need to worry about such matters to an extent that he has to ask the woman he's with, then he has a problem, and it's not dick, it's with his self-esteem.

If he's with a woman who feels the need to comment on his dick size, then he's with the wrong woman. As Desert Mermaid said, "he has what nature gave him, and has nothing he can do to change it".

I think the general concensus here, is that most women (who are into penises) are either unconcerned about the size (in and of itself), or if it is an issue, they wouldn't say it to the guy's face. Unless of course, he was being a jerk (aparently that can occasionally happen with guys).

I would never tell a guy what I thought of HIS size, after all, he has what nature has given him and has nothing he can do to change it, no matter how much he might want a different size. But I might talk about it with my gals.

Hi.

Would a woman say how big of a dick she prefers? Uh, yeah. If she's vocal. But let's just hope she's not saying it while she's staring at the Mr. Happy in front of her.

At least not out loud.

amending my comment but in no way striking my recent revelations I have to say that *I* would say what size I prefer but not all women would. I've been married for 6 years so I usually just say "Tim Size" and kick his butt for asking me AGAIN.

Jodi: We *KNOW* that wasn't the answer according to the search string. We just wanted to talk about naughty bits!!

Okay, I can't resist one more comment...

Gentlemen: the most important tools (pun intended) you have to give a woman pleasure are not attached below your belt - regardless of size.

They are all attached above your chest.

I hope you all get this figured out soon, because I have a once-in-a-lifetime offer in my inbox to increase my penis size 50%, and they're gonna need an answer.

I don't think the question is well phrased... I mean, clearly, the evidence right here says "Yes, a woman would. Colorfully and voluably."

But I think this guy wanted to know if a woman would tell him... So I guess he's wondering, "Is she just sparing my feelings by saying that my Chapstick™-sized li'l friend is all she needs, manflesh-wise?" [There's so much that's sad about that... I'll change the subject..]

How 'bout this: "Would a lady say how big a dick (sic) she prefers?" My feeling is that she would, but politely and only after the gentleman had called several times for high tea and a certain degree of familiarity had been established.

It's conversations like this which make me happy that I have four penises (penii?) of varying sizes.

Yes, this woman would say how big a penis she prefers. Whether or not I would say it to the person displaying his at the time would obviously depend on how he meansured up and how badly I wanted to make him cry.

I guess I should clarify my post too..
I love men, really. I have mostly guy friends, and I have the best boyfriend/fiancee in the whole world, but when it comes to what the penis is attached to, Id rather not get that deeply involved. I mean, yeah I know its a man, but I dont really care where they went to school, or what their dogs name is. If Im looking at a dick, I want to do one thing to it, thats it. Some people say I have have a sort of penis envy because I love dicks, and that is true, but for my boyfriend, I also love what is attached to it:) And with him, size doesnt matter.

I'm with David on this one - if he has to ask, then it's likely that there's something wrong...

And really, size doesn't matter...much!

David: You may not have listened well, but you are the only person who responded in accordance with the terms of the search string I posted!

I did not ask for people to tell me what size dicks/cocks/penii/whatevers they prefer (although of course I appreciate the edification).

Yeah, yeah, I know you said "no men." I don't listen very well... must be a man thing.

I tink the answer is: some women *will* say what they prefer, but only to other women; some women will not say what they prefer to anyone; and some women would tell anyone - even the man who asked.

But, I think the unfortunate reality is that if he has to ask a woman if *his* size matters to her, then he really doesn't understand women at all, and regardless of how big he is, he won't be able to really satisfy her.

Just a follow up, would the Weiner Awards hand out a statuette called a "Shlongie"?

Just wondering out loud...

Whoa, Jodi.........even I don't get stuff like this!

I HAD to answer this one. I've had both small and large and I prefer perfect. Perfect being one that I can feel but doesn't hurt.

umm... what's a penis?

But when it comes down to it, I'll take thick over long any day of the week.

Hrmmm well, I guess I'll answer.

Had 'em big,
Had 'em small.

Big wins.

Now, if Vincent D'Onofrio has a small penis, I'd still do him.

So I guess the ultimate answer is: it's all relative to who is attached to the penis.

Overrated for ME, not necessarily for YOU, chum. I don't require one to be able to pee, personally.

However, since I'm commenting again anyway, let me note a slight difference between my position and Amanda's. I like men, on the whole. The majority of my friends seem to be of the male persuasion. I'm just not such a big fan of their anatomy. *shrugs*

ah, the age-old question...is bigger better? i get nervous around a dick that's extra large. (um, ouch?) i don't see what the fuss is about exactly.

i was surprised to find out that a guy's size overall doesn't necessarily correlate with his dick size. who knew?

i suppose some guys must be self-conscious about this. do guys actually stuff socks down there?

"Overrated?!?!"

How else am I supposed to pee?

Im at a point now also, where I dont really want one. However, I like them. I like looking at dicks, touching them, tasting them, handling them, everything about them...I just dont usually like whats attached to them. Dont get me wrong, men are cool..at least some men, just like women. I dont care about size really. I say that alot, but I mean it. The smallest Ive had is a 3 incher, and the biggest was 8 1/2. If I want an orgasm, I can do that myself, but if I want someone to "play" with, then I need a man. I guess Im in the category, of size doesnt matter....

Mmm. Personally, I'm at a point in which I could do without one at all. They've overrated, really.

To whom am I expressing my preference? Context, people, context!!

Harry's penis? I've never seen it.

Seriously, I think each woman has to explore penis sizes herself, much like Goldilocks; Too big, too small, too curved, too straight, too thick, too thin, etc.

It's not like N.O.W. gives out a "Wiener Awards" for the "perfect penis" (although I'm sure that would be a hoot if televised; the award for "best supporting penis in a threeway" category comes to mind) because there is no "perfect penis"... well... Drew Carey comes close as he's a complete asshole and a total dick, but not a perfect penis.

My data is purely anecdotal, but every woman I know, real and imagined, always says this:

I want a big one!

Permission granted, MG. Proceed!

May I speak from my perspective?

No! It's not a rhetorical question. I will wait for madam's permission to either be granted or denied.

Damn. All I get is "my tatas" and "how does wearing knickers feel" in my searches.

If someone has has hair on their penis, I feel sorry for them...it's not supposed to be there.