I think you may be on your own today. I think I'm going to just let you play in my archives.
You do know about my archives, right? (Lie and tell me you do. Vehemently insist that you've read everything on this site. And send me private email to say, "No, I really have!" when I question, in a public comment, the veracity of your claims.)
C'mon! Be a blogaeologist!
Puk Pull on your worn khakis, tattered light blue chambray shirt, dusty ol' hiking boots. (Leave the jewelry at home.) Roll up your sleeves, get down on your knees, and start digging and sifting.
If you don't know where to start, how about checking out some really vintage gems, dated pre-May 25, 2002 ("B.M.T.", which of course stands for "Before Movable Type").
Have fun. I am, like, sooo outta here, man.
fresh-baked at 11:03 AM
Jeez, you workshy fop!
Some of us get a post done, before sleeping, the night before (sobriety permitting), thus allowing the readership to have some new morsel of infotainment, for their Sunday morning.
But, nooo! Talk about a lack of committment!
Hmmm, on second thoughts, it's just possible that mine may be a little more towards the info than the tainment today.
I can't puke on my khakis, I'm not wearing them! No, I'm wearing denim shorts and a long-sleeved COMFORTABLE blue shirt. Soon I will don my favorite Keds and take my son to the library.
Have a glorious weekend!
Actually, you're all in luck. You see, as an avid reader of Jodi's, I have already taken the liberty of compiling a "Best Of" collection for her wonderful website here. Every time she makes a new post that just absolutely knocks my socks off, I make a note of it, so that I can go back to it and have my socks removed once more at a later date. Here then, for all of you to enjoy, is Aaron's "BEST OF B-I-S-S!"
Ahh, that girl's a genius.
I pretty much do check out everything on this site! I love your writing. I also love the new pictures you put up in your album, that labradoodle is the cutest thing Ive ever seen!!
I am pukking on my worn khakis THIR! ;)