I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 1 October 2002
Early Bird

It's a WORM.


Yep. I've been gettin' me lots o' these.

Worms, that is.

So I want to thank everyone who has been so vigilant and dedicated to making sure I meet my self-imposed curfew. You do it because you care. You do it because you love me. Or you do it because you want me to love you. Well, whatever your reason, whatever your rhyme, whatever however whenever yeah yeah yeah, I appreciate it.

Because of your diligent vigilance (or is that vigilant diligence?), I am now back on track -- as opposed to being out of whack. Back on the old tried-and-true schedule.

Early to bed? Yep!

Early to rise? You got it!

Healthy? Ohh yeah!

Wealthy? Uh huh!

Wise? ¡Absolutamente!


So thanks for your help, my pets. (You know who you are.)

And although the more depraved among you occasionally succeed in luring me into post-11:00 p.m. Instant Message debauchery (it's all just so shameful!), I still manage to rise pre-dawn, while you worms are still sleeping.

Catch you later!

fresh-baked at 09:22 PM
Comments

Guilty as charged Your Honor.

But I only engage you in late-night IMs when I forget our two-hour time difference. Well, either that or I have important Dog-related news to impart!

Offered by: Max on October 3, 2002 1:00 AM

i'd sure hate to be the early worm

Offered by: karlo on October 2, 2002 10:35 PM

Jodi, you know I can't sleep with out some hot one-handed typing with my little buttercup. Sleep be damned!

Offered by: Finny on October 2, 2002 12:30 AM

Well, I know that I can't take any credit for this. I have NEVER IM'd you.

But, I'm glad it's working out for you.

Offered by: Joan on October 1, 2002 11:01 PM