Shakira is just awesome. She has natural sexuality, something that Britney and Christina do not have. I cannot wait until her next album, either in Spanish or English!

Sigh.

Jodi my sweets....what are you smoking? Shakira revulses me to my very core.

I wish she would clear her throat, her singing would be just as wretched...but at least it would sound likes she's singing through volumes of mucus.

I prefer her Spanish stuff too. I also think she looks better as a brunette. But I don't care what language she shakes her bonbon in. It's amazing to watch.

To Sassy McSmart, well it also worked for Celine Dion and no one is castigating HER. I'm a little more tired of the saccharine sweet Celine than I ever could be of Shakira. But perhaps that is, as I said in an earlier comment, because I started listening to Shakira before she started playing to and for the ungrateful American masses.

Buwwahhhhaa!!

The line "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains", always makes me feel gross. Being a bodacious woman myself, whose breasts are neither small nor humble, it pisses me off that she seems to think that having large ta-tas is a bad thing.

*gag* **cough** I just can't stand her.

I could watch that girl shake her ass all day long. But if I hear "Underneath Your Clothes" one more time, I'm going to poke my eyes out with sticks. From what I understand, her English is very limited and her songs are sung Abba-esque. She's hooked on phonics man. (Works for her, I guess.)

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" The word for 'mountains' in Spanish is interchangeable with breasts (ahh, slang) just as we use "jugs," "melons," "rack," and the like. So it was a play on the translation.

One night when I was drunk, I hooked up with Shakira.

Or at least I thought.

When I woke up the next morning, I found out it was Shaqira. Yes, the big man in drag.

His breasts were small and humble, which made me think it was the latin queen.

Deceptive man though. When he saw the tears in my eyes the next morning, he gave me a Burger King Shaq-pack and some Pepsi. I started to believe that he really cared.

Then he gave me a free copy of Kazaam!

Talk about being disrespected...

You know ... I could have slept with Shakira ... but she said No.

She's a hottie, and I don't usually say that about girls.
Been tryin' to do the Objection (Tango) groove she does in the video, but I just don't got the rhythm in me :]

and she sings too??

I have come up with the ultimate pop star to bridge the generations; In my lab, I've taken Cher's DNA and Shakira's DNA and combined them creating... Cherkira!

Oddly enough, her concerts in Japan have left the populace running away from her, screaming her name out of sync with their lip movements.

Sorry. Can't stand her.

Shakira is the worst!!!!!!!!!

What's happening to you?????????

I'd rather listen to Enrique Iglesias while locked in a sauna wearing a fur coat!

Had her.

I love Shakira and can boast that I was listening to her when she was a brunette.... Check out these Spanish language tracks from older albums: No Creo (Solo Tu); Estoy Aqui; and Somre De Ti.

I read an article recently that intimated that Shakira was a day late and a dollar short, and likened her singing voice to Alanis. To that I say, "I just don't think so."

You found her just in time, Jodi! And if you have a hankering for some Latin hunks, check out Jarabe de Palo at my site....

Shakira also shimmies to shake her obsession with her own chest. Could be just a translation issue, but didya notice? "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" ... "Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal." Not sure what's she's worried about. Isn't flat in this year?

{"Shakira," Shakira's Likeness, and "Objection (Tango)" all © 2002, PepsiCo.}