This morning the gym's café odors included a delightful melange of bacon, pan-fried fish, and cinnamon toast — a trio with all the appeal of Jack, Chrissy, and Janet.
But don't worry, kids. Today's Friday treat does not include any item from either of those frightful menages-a-trois. Enjoy this delicacy instead:
Enjoy it with some of this -- not the horrendous, gluey, completely unacceptable corn syrupy variety, a la Mrs. Butterworth. (Damn that woman and her obsessive need to perch herself on the breakfast table and spew out her homespun wisdom!)
If you need anything further, please do not hesitate to let me know. (Yes, the "computer problem" was just a ruse. I was really upgrading myself. Don't I look fabulous?)
Bon appétit!
fresh-baked at 08:51 AMMy mom told me that I would talk to the Mrs. Butterworth's Bottle when I was 3 or 4. (just like the commercails, I guess)
I still have my mom's old promotional calendar from 1987 where you could make dresses and crafts out of the Mrs. Butterworth's bottles. Like how you could dress her up like Santa Claus and what not...
Offered by: Anita on October 11, 2002 5:05 PMJodi, you look fab, but dahling, do something about the nose...
Offered by: Nicole on October 11, 2002 1:42 PMLaugh. That's an upgrade, I'll say!
Offered by: Leni on October 11, 2002 12:09 PMWow Jodi.
The new look is great.
I had no idea that chain mail was so becoming on you.
You really should do something about your hair though. It looks all dead and stuff. Almost like it was made out of plastic.
I hear that a leave-in conditioner will do wonders for that sort of thing.
Offered by: leo on October 11, 2002 11:58 AMMmmmm... my favorite breakfast! :)
Offered by: Shawn on October 11, 2002 11:38 AMBut the look is good and hints at the possibilities for your future offerings.
I hope it all works out well for you.
Offered by: Don on October 11, 2002 10:31 AMJodi resorts to ruse?
Is there, at long last, no one we can totally rely on?
Offered by: Don on October 11, 2002 10:25 AMThe pink is YOU, but I'm not so sure about those bangs...
Offered by: revolution9 on October 11, 2002 10:24 AMI'm sure you'll endure many jesties and barbies from others about your new look, but I think you're a real doll! I see you had some plastic surgery as well; I hope you Ken afford it! I have to Skipper along now, but invite me over to the dream house sometime! We'll take your car.
Offered by: Thomas on October 11, 2002 9:53 AMI agree: REAL maple syrup or forget it!
Offered by: Suzy on October 11, 2002 9:47 AM
