Ok, so now's your big chance, big fella. Your date's gone to the ladies room, so now you can stare at me openly, without trying to pretend you're just looking around for your waiter so you can pay your bill.
As soon as I entered the restaurant, you stopped listening to her and turned your attention toward me, you sly fox you. You gave me the once-over at least three times as I was led to my table, and your girlfriend was clearly oblivious to your distraction because she was still happily chirping away and laughing.
As I approached your table on my way to the ladies room, you revealed the depth of your suave and oh so discreet sophistication. You stopped slouching, nodded your head ever so slightly toward me in acknowledgment of the secret bond we shared, and displayed the broadest of smiles just as I passed. You laughed heartily. You were a regular bon vivant.
But now that your adoring date is in the ladies room, you're smiling broadly at me. Staring boldly. You even sort of winked.
I would go into the ladies room and tell the girl who's reapplying the lipstick that makes her lips the most kissable, who's bending over to rearrange her tits in her bra to make sure her cleavage is droolable, who's about to go into a stall and insert a diaphragm — but who am I to interfere?
You fucking schnook.
fresh-baked at 05:56 PMYou would tell someone that they had toilet paper stuck to their shoe?
~me, I would made sure that everyone caught sight of that
Offered by: btezra on October 18, 2002 9:28 AMGive him a break people, he is a schnook because it didnt work. If Jodi had winked backed; Jodi, the date and my man would have toasted the heavens back in someones apartment. Me, Id have gotten up and followed you to the ladies room Jodi...
Offered by: BooBoo on October 15, 2002 12:41 AMSee? I told you there was an explanation.
Offered by: aaron on October 14, 2002 1:09 PMI was just trying to tell you that you had a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of your Gucci shoes.
Offered by: Schnook on October 14, 2002 11:41 AMDon't assume the worst, people. There's many possible reasons this poor man was "supposedly" staring at our dear Jodi.
Maybe you looked like an old girlfriend of his.
Maybe he was trying to tell you that you had a piece of lettuce stuck on your chin.
Maybe he has a lazy eye, and was releived that he could finally relax it when his date (it was their first, you know) went to the ladies' room.
Maybe Derek Jeter was seated over your shoulder.
Maybe a nice red sportscar pulled up outside the window behind you.
Or maybe, if you had wanted to avoid stares, you should have waited until Halloween to wear that Nurse outfit of yours.
Offered by: aaron on October 14, 2002 9:48 AMHmmm, jhames suggestion sounds good. A bit more drastic would be strolling over to his table and smooching him on the lips, then calmly returning to your table to continue dinning. Who can blame you when you were so clearly seduced by this sexy thing on legs?
If it's interference you're worried about, though, I'd like to know what his date is thinking all the time this boy is giving you the eye. Or is it possible that she actually does not realize what he's up to? Love being blind and stuping and all that, there's a small chance that she is totally unaware, but I'm inclined to think most women would realize but prefer to ignore it, by fear of making a scene, or worse, losing their knight in shining armor. Under this light, who cares about interference. No matter what you tell her, she's gonna act like she doesn't believe you, least the picture of a perfect date be shattered forever. Way off, or distinct possibility?
Offered by: Leni on October 14, 2002 8:25 AMMen can be so stupid sometimes, yet they think they are being slick.
Offered by: Mary Carmen on October 14, 2002 7:57 AMNext time, just walk up to the table and ask him if he dropped something down your cleavage, because you’re not sure what he’s looking for, either.
Offered by: jhames on October 13, 2002 10:07 PMAnd these men think we'll find them attractive - while we are observing them treat their dates so disrespectfully? Figures. They never seem to get it.
Offered by: Joan on October 13, 2002 7:44 PMI'm busted!
Offered by: Donald Trump on October 13, 2002 7:42 PMI would find it difficult not to stare at a woman with a pumpkin for a head too.
Give a fella a break, you ballbuster!
