What the — !?
Who the — ??!?
Where the — ?!!?!??!
No! No! NO!!!!!
Oh, this is great! Just great! I had something really fabulous for you today. Something as scrumptious as it was gorgeous. (Not one of those raging disappointments that looks better than it tastes.) Something absolutely exquisite!
So where is it!? I don't know. That's what I'd like to know. I took it out of its box an hour ago, when I got back from the gym. Ran back here to do a few things. When I returned to the kitchen ten minutes later, it wasn't there! It vanished!
It's gone. GONE! And all that's left are the crumbs you see.
This is beautiful. Just fucking beautiful! I'd like to know where the hell it is, and who took it. And why!
Bobby? Cindy? Greg? Marcia? Peter?
Jan???
Who's the greedy, filthy, selfish slob?
I'm waiting ...
Well, I'm sorry, everyone. I don't know what to tell you. I really have nothing else here to offer. So please accept this, with my apologies.
fresh-baked at 08:33 AMOh! My cat has been known to leave my neighbours such lovely surprises, but he's been with me all day, I swear!
Hmm, on second glance, I think it might be a cryptic declaration of love - the crumbs seem to be forming a heart shape...
Offered by: maddy on October 18, 2002 3:31 PMUmmm...hello? Don't you all see it was Ms. 3F She KNOWS about the rug. She's taking her revenge... at least she just stole our stuff & not placed a curse on poor unsuspecting Jodi...you know...like one to turn her head into a Punkin!!! Aacckk!!! Look at her head! I'm so otta here...
Offered by: Jewels on October 18, 2002 3:03 PMI call dibs on the crumbs - what ever it was still looks good.
Offered by: Dan the Goose on October 18, 2002 2:56 PMJust don't eat too much. You'll get gut fludge.
Offered by: tim on October 18, 2002 2:47 PMYummers! Canned creamed corn! I almost want to say that I creamed...no, no, no, I will not say it! I won't!
Offered by: Mad Genius on October 18, 2002 2:13 PMYou know ... some people practically worship creamed corn. Jodi, are you one of them? :)
Offered by: Kelly on October 18, 2002 1:16 PMnot willing to part with a can of creamed corn are ya...
~xlnt read, thanx for leaving the door open
Offered by: btezra on October 18, 2002 9:27 AM
