Aww Jodi, I think he was just coming on to you. Didn't know how to hook you up for breakfast, lunch or later and instead came up with this new exercises stuff. Now, let's see what kind of "body awareness" has Tony in mind. Can't wait to hear the end of the story after Wednesday!

Uhmmm, PS: As for saving a life, I rather fear for Tony's, don't think you need much help dealing with this ;-)

Autism's the wrong route Jodi.

Go with Tourette's Syndrome.

It'll give you valid reason to blurt out long strings of obscenities at Tony.

I've decided to just pretend I'm autistic. If it worked for high school gym class, it should work in this situation!

As usual, you have me laughing loud enough to wake up my parents who are sleeping two rooms down from me. (The joys of visiting home, eh?) Have you seen that commercial where the woman is using a website to inflict voodoo punishments on her cheating boyfriend? You need something like that for Tony, something anonymous but effective, painful but not hurtful, and timed with the start of your session.

I'd be willing to bet that Tony won't really follow through on his generous offer. I'd bet that either a) he will cancel the first appointment (presented as a postponement, of course) or b) he will follow through with the first, only to back out immediately, or c) he will follow through with the first, and then announce that you are ready for advanced stuff, which of course, will cost you $$$. I think that at most you will have one session to endure if it comes to that.

But hey, what do I know?