I love the illustration....so far....the best by anyone over the age of 12.

Vell?? Vere eess efferybody???

Hun, it wounds like you are having one fuck of a fucking bad day. Just fuck it! Have the fucking party fucking Monday.

Fuck!

only its not a hangman game, aaron. its hangwoman. see? the preferred answer would probably be Fully Unclothed Cyclist Knights. nice try though.

I'd like to buy a vowel.

aaron's not lying folks.

Once, while in Philly, a man in a beret and a fullsuit of armour came at me. Stunned, I didn't know what to do.

The man then hurled a baguette into the sky to distract me and attempted to lance me. It may have been a croissant, in all the commotion I wasn't able to ascertain the pastry's texture.

Luckily for me I was wearing my kevlar jogging suit at the time, so the lance merely glanced off my chest and slashed my face. It left a horribly disfiguring scar, effectively ending my career to become a cheek and eyebrow model for Wal-Mart.

[sigh]

Good times.

And Jodi, cheer up. The sun will come out, tommorrow. (Unless of course a war of epic proportions occurs overnight, then the sky will only be filled with screams of agony and tears of the millions of lives shattered BUT) Bet your bottom dollar that tommorrow, there'll be sun...

While this is a rather obscure reference to use in a hangman game, I happen to know the answer to this, because I too am a lifelong member of the French Speaking Cyclist Knights.

Essentially, we ride around on bicycles in full suits of armour, waving around battle axes and swords and lances and whatnot, while shouting at the onlookers in French.

Jodi, are you a member of the New York chapter? Or did you join when you lived in Philly?

"Lo"

Greetings from a new reader. Just found your blog this morning.Thanks for some Friday morning frivolity!!