"I know what I'm going to do today!" I exclaimed joyously a few hours ago. "I'm going to read the books that I should finally return tomorrow!" (Yes, those books.)

And with that declaration, I skedaddled back here with the books, snuggled into the unmade bed next to my cat, and let the fun begin.

Here is a handy pie chart so you can visualize the progress I've made in the past three hours.

Wake me when it's over.