I'm prettier than you are.
Saturday, 9 November 2002
It's Lo-fficial!

So "J. Lo" (I can't write that without surrounding it by quotes) and Ben Affleck are engaged. Big fucking deal. I couldn't be more "over" them if I tried. I was over them the moment I heard there was a "them". In fact, I was over each of them individually a long time ago. And actually, I was never into either of them to begin with, so I guess I'm back where I started.

My original opinion of Ben Affleck still stands. He still needs a beating. (Add Lopez to the list.) And yes, so do I, for this confession, which I now officially retract.

fresh-baked at 11:09 AM
Comments

When is "Black Friday"?

Offered by: sally on November 10, 2002 11:56 AM

I saw J.Lo downtown this summer and at first I didn't even RECOGNIZE her!!! She was in jeans and a tanktop and looked NOTHING like what we see on TV. She was a regular Plain Jane and her butt WAS pretty big! That's actually how I knew it was her! ;-)

Offered by: Janice on November 10, 2002 8:13 AM

The bargain beatings are not available right now, but will be on "Black Friday"!

Offered by: Jodi on November 10, 2002 12:30 AM

Are the bargain beatings still available?

Offered by: sally on November 10, 2002 12:22 AM

It happens to the best of us. You just happen to have confessed your transgressions publically.

Offered by: Joan on November 9, 2002 11:07 PM

Let us hope that they do not reproduce.

Offered by: Mad Genius on November 9, 2002 5:38 PM

3 months?! You're being way too generous. I don't even think they'll go through with it ... I mean has she even discovered Derek Jeter yet? Has he?

Puh-lease.

Offered by: LA on November 9, 2002 5:34 PM

I give the marriage 3 months... tops...

Offered by: Tess on November 9, 2002 1:59 PM

Let's see ... two mediocre, no-talent ass-clowns together might add up to one interesting.... No, never mind.

Offered by: Kelly on November 9, 2002 11:38 AM

No matter how you spin it, J. Ho has a fat ass and Affleck is bald (scroll down).

Offered by: Chris on November 9, 2002 11:33 AM