Don't be scared. The "cornhead" cartoon me at the top of the page is just temporary. Seasonal. For Thanksgiving. (You can see the "classic" me by placing your mouse over the cornhead image.)
After Thanksgiving, it will be on display in the fabulous Gallery, along with my recent Pumpkinhead incarnation (which alternately frightened and delighted so many of you).
So if you were expecting something turkey-related, well ... just go here instead.
Or just hang around here for a while and enjoy a nice warm piece of cornhead.
fresh-baked at 12:21 AMLet's see, the puns so far are:
Cornholed (heh, good one)
Amaizing (with the double pun of corny)
Whole lot of cob
'Ears to all the fine folks who join me in punning! Shucks, I never knew I'd start a trend like this. People ask me if it's a tassle for a husky guy like myself to come up with these kernels of wisdom. Well, sometimes it helps to get high (as an elephant's eye) before hand, but not completely creamed. Chex your information so nothing Pops up at you and leave you looking Flaky. Just don't go too corn-nuts, or you'll reduce these bite-sized bits of tender bitchiness to niblets. Then you'll find yourself canned and unable to stay Freshlike in your field. If that happens, just accept that your time has passed and your career, while intact, is mired in crap. But don't look down; Flush the past and those golden nuggets of history you've wiped away. Cross the thresh-hold into a new life.
Offered by: Thomas on November 12, 2002 9:43 AMI'll bet the ranch that for Arbor Day Jodi will be a Taxus baccata L. or a Taxus brevifolia. Incidentally, it's a little known fact that her dog, Taxi, was named after one of these plants.
Offered by: Mad Genius on November 11, 2002 7:53 PMIf we're taking a poll (and we aren't) I say that Jodi's next permutation celebrate Arbor Day.
This way, she can finally answer the age old question of "if she were a tree, what kind of tree should she be?"
Offered by: leo on November 11, 2002 6:50 PM"A-Maize-Ing Face". TOO funny! I love these drawings. :-)
Offered by: Janice on November 11, 2002 2:48 PMJhames: My head was blessed by a rabbi, so yes, the corn is kosher. It is not blue because I wasn't holding my breath. And I am just a little niblet -- not a lotta cob goin' on here, honey.
Alex: Obviously you've never tried popbroccoli.
Sally: The scenery is part of my brother's gorgeous property in Pennsylvania. Glad you like it!
Offered by: Jodi on November 11, 2002 2:08 PMThe scenery behind your cornhead is a nice touch!
Offered by: sally on November 11, 2002 1:33 PMlittle known fact, but corn is the ONLY vegetable that turns into a snack when you heat it up enough. i'm observant like that.
too bad you don't celebrate christmas becasue you'd make a great santa clause face. not like you can put two eyeballs and a mouth on those hanukah candles. or maybe you can?
Offered by: alex kidd on November 11, 2002 1:21 PMQuestions:
- Is the corn kosher?
- Why yellow? Why not blue? What do you have against blue corn?
- Are you a whole lot of cob?
Actually, Kelly, I am calling it "A-Maize-Ing Face"!
Offered by: Jodi on November 11, 2002 8:04 AMI think I just had a small fit when I saw that.
As a famous Lewis Carroll character once remarked: "Curiouser and curiouser..."
Offered by: Pete on November 11, 2002 6:19 AMI think the new picture is simply amaizing. I'm sorry, was that too corny?
I'll stop now. Promise.
Offered by: Kelly on November 11, 2002 1:14 AMDoes it hurt?
Offered by: sally on November 11, 2002 1:13 AMat least you weren't .....dare I say it.....cornholed.
Offered by: Joan on November 11, 2002 12:33 AM
